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And That's Why We Drink

E77 A Baptized Wonton and Spiral Notebook-ing

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.724.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Flemish Idol! Jump on board our husky ramblings as we tell you the story of the eerie Children of Woolpit and the disturbing case of Jennifer Pan. In the meantime, treat your ears to Em’s “bitchy girlfriend voice” and Christine’s attempt at singing in Flemish. Last but not least, today’s Gio-scope is probably the eeriest, most accurate one yet… And that’s why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm not saying it's cute. I'm just saying it's funny. I'm just saying it's funny.

0:03.3

It's like I'm not mad. I'm just it's just funny. I'm not mad. I'm just laughing so

0:09.0

hard. It's so funny. It's just like the funniest thing of it. No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:13.2

I'm fine. Are you fine? I'm fine. Like we're gonna I'm not even gonna bring it up for like

0:16.8

another two whole months and then it's gonna be so funny. Don't worry. It's gonna be a

0:21.7

terrible for both of us. Christine really likes what I do my bitchy girlfriend.

0:38.2

Oh my god. I was in a sorority guys so like I'm all about it.

0:44.1

I'm proudest moment. Every time I do it, Christine's like no one can it destroys me inside. It's the funniest fucking thing. It's just funny. It's just funny. It's just funny. It's just funny. That's all. It's not I'm just gonna think about it later. It's all I'm gonna laugh real hard too.

1:00.1

Because it's gonna be so funny. Anyway guys, hello anyway.

1:04.7

Welcome to and that's why we drink the husky ramblings of two crazy people. Husky ramblings. And sometimes like the highest pitched girl voice too. But that's just what makes it funny. Who knows what you're gonna get. It's a mixed bag. It's always a potluck of emotions and voices over here. None of it is really that enjoyable. So good luck.

1:31.0

Oh wow. Hey how are you? I'm good. I'm still on the edge of my seat. You said blaze. Listen to this up weeks episode. Oh yeah blaze. Like listen to this week's episode. So perhaps you blaze. If you're still here, I don't know if you gave up after that one. But it's funny thing. And he's out. Oh he you're right. He's out. But he said he listened to the part when my dad guess spoke. And I just get a text saying I would not get kicked out of a Waltz class. And I was like.

2:01.0

Sorry. I like how that's the take away. That's the one thing that he was not happy about. And so I think he and my dad are now on bad terms. So we'll see. That's that's good. Only 87 days before the wedding. 87 days. Kill me now. Okay. How are you? What's up? I'm fine. I am fine. We well. Are you fine? Are you? It's fine. No. I'm I'm honestly. I'm seriously just

2:31.0

fine. Like it's fine. I'm not saying I'm great. But I'm not saying I'm bad. I'm just fine. So just think about that. I am okay. Can somebody just take that and make it my new ringtone? Thank you. Oh speaking of ringtones. I got an I got an iPhone X this week. Oh hell yeah. So I'm feeling bad and bougie. Do you have that crazy frog ringtone? No. I have the theme song to back to the future. And I have the theme song to the Avengers. So it used to scare the crap out of me.

3:01.0

When it would go you've got mail and I was like there's a man in my house. Yeah. I used to have the old AOL email. It was pretty good as my text zone. And then you've got me. I'm Linda call it would go. It would be like mom. Mommy. Mom. It was family guy and it drove me bonkers. I mean me too. That's why it was for me. I'm sorry. Linda would call like four times in a row. And it would just go. Sorry Linda. Remember the crazy frog ringtone? Was that just a thing in Germany? I remember.

3:31.0

I was like I was here. Yeah. Wow. That was fucking annoying. A shit man. Oh 1000%. That was just killer awful. And I mean I mean I don't go. Don't do it. The gummy. It's called the gummy. The gummy. Oh god. I don't miss this at all. All right. Sorry. Take me back to 2018. I've got some fun news. Okay. Do you remember my episode or my my episode? Do you remember my podcast? It's called. Yeah. I remember guest starting at all.

4:01.0

Fucking thousand episodes. Yeah. Do you remember the episode? The story I did on Edgene? Yeah. Yeah. Remember how at the end of it? I mentioned that there was a musical called Edgene the musical. Is it coming out? Especially? No, but you remember it right? Yeah. So the screenwriter slash lead slash executive producer of Edgene the musical reached out to us. Shut the fuck up. My name is Dan Davies. He lives in Wisconsin. I basically was like, Oh, we loved this.

4:31.0

I'm like, I'm not sure. If you ever do it, Edgene 2.0, let us know. We'd love to be there. Right? Because I'm like, I want to be there. And he goes, um, thanks for the actually. It's actually a movie. And I was like, Oh, I'm an idiot. Oh, no. It's a movie that was seen on PBS and retro TV net. PBS. I know. And retro TV network nationally about six to seven years ago. I will see if I have a copy of the film and then send it to you. Oh my god. Wait. Hold on. I'm creating a stage play version of the film. And it will have its theatrical premiere later this year. Shut the fuck up. All right. People are we got to

5:01.0

go. I just want to go. Let's do an Edgene chorus line. Oh my god. So he was like the star of it too. And then of course, like a day later, I get a message from an email from Jordan who's like, Oh, so my friend actually wrote and starred in Edgene the musical. I heard you mention him. Like, Oh, yeah, he and I are talking in Facebook. And she's like, damn it. And apparently it's a movie. And also to be be. She basically was like, well, that little stinker. I thought I could surprise him with good news, but he already found you. I was like, yeah.

5:31.0

So I'm very excited about that. And very proud that he reached out. And then I went back and listened because I like, I hope you didn't say anything like weird or rude. Yeah. I went back and listened. And it's like literally 10 minutes of us just going, how do we get to there? How do we? I want to do that and see it. Like it's just us going like we need this so badly. Okay. Well, good. I guess I'm glad we in our own verbal resume really made ourselves look good. Yeah. So I'm just very pumped about this. And I feel honored that he reached out to us. So that was hilarious.

6:01.0

Anything else you got? Yeah. If your name is Carolina and you were in the past, the team of target. Oh, I saw your post this weekend. Thank you for stopping over and saying hi to me and Allison. It was the first time Allison had been recognized in public. Oh, that's exciting. So how did she feel? Did it go to her head? I wish it would. She was very calm, cool and collected. How do we become like that? I don't know. We just forget every time. Every time I'm like, why are you so excited? I'm just beginning. I mean, I'm

6:31.0

not such a thing. Linda did not provide that. It's just me freaking out that you even know who I am. That's true. Yeah. After she walked away, I was like beaming for like 10 minutes. I was like, oh my god. Someone knew who I was. It's so especially. I forgot to mention this. I was in New York. Let's just talk about all the times. People recognize us. I'm just kidding. I was in I'm totally kidding. I was in New York, though. And I was like hungover after a wedding. It is. I was and it blazed and I were out of wedding in Connecticut. And we blazed had to like get a train.

7:01.0

Two grand central in New York, which is like an hour and a half, then get another like hour long car thing service to the airport. It was like such a nightmare of a day. And I was so car sick. I'm so hungover. And I get to the airport. I'm finally sitting on my flight. And I see this message on Twitter. That's like, Christine, I think I saw you at Grand Central eating lunch. And I was like, too. I didn't want to approach you. And I was like, I was like, one all that's so sweet and too like, oh my god. I was such a mess. And blazed had gone off to like,

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