E71 Felipe Esparza
Nervous Rex
Kast Media
4.8 • 921 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Felipe Esparza is a wonderful Hispanic gentleman who does stand up comedy and I fell in love with his adorable ass years ago and his new Netflix special "Bad Decisions" made me cry out loud. Enjoy!
https://felipesworld.com/?v=f24485ae434a
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Song
Young Dolph - Sunshine
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, baby's welcome to Nervous Rex. What's up? I'm Simon Rex. |
| 0:04.4 | Duh, get it, that's not, get the pun, Nervous Rex. I have anxiety. I'm a |
| 0:09.5 | neurotic Jew and I can't help it. I try so many ways to calm down, but the truth is I just I don't know |
| 0:15.8 | Paralysis by analysis I grind my teeth too much just got out of the dentist I guess a lot of people are coming in chewing their teeth off just due to the |
| 0:24.9 | fucking world and the stress and even if you're not aware of how stressed out you are, |
| 0:30.3 | you're probably grinding your teeth in your sleep if you have a conscience at all. |
| 0:34.1 | I wish I was a sociopath. |
| 0:35.9 | I wish I had no empathy. |
| 0:37.1 | I wouldn't give a fuck. |
| 0:38.0 | I could just like not care, but I care about shit and my teeth are chomping off. |
| 0:43.2 | So just got all that done. |
| 0:47.2 | Teeth work done, a huge gap in my, |
| 0:49.6 | what am I talking about my fucking teeth? |
| 0:50.8 | Who gives it fuck? |
| 0:51.4 | The point is, everyone's chewing their teeth off okay |
| 0:54.0 | crunching their teeth off and I'm one of them |
| 0:56.1 | so yeah get a mouthguard so I can't do the mouthguard I'm not a mouthguard |
| 1:00.0 | guy but I am Jewish I'm neurotic I we think too much okay we I want to be a Buddhist monk I've tried it all |
| 1:07.4 | Yoga meditation nature nature seems to be the best cure to get out of the prefrontal cortex which is the |
| 1:14.3 | Woody Allen part of the brain and the limbic system of the hippocampus and the |
| 1:18.6 | nostalgic metaphorical symbols that are not unlike most primates lizard brain |
| 1:24.8 | Reptilian brain low vibration |
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