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Penn's Sunday School

E698 I Don't Like The Joke You're Going To Make, So I'm Rushing the Anesthesia.

Penn's Sunday School

Penn's Sunday School

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.85.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ron Reagan learns Penn's password, bombing on The Colbert Report, & analyzing transgressive jokes.

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0:00.0

This is Penn Sunday School, and to all listening ears, all major things around us,

0:09.8

Penn School, music all was made.

0:12.9

Here we go.

0:13.9

Penn Sunday School.

0:16.1

Brothers, sisters, siblings, walkin' to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

0:20.6

My name is Michael Bidow, Penn, Matt Ready-Rich, and I are broadcasting from our separate homes in Las Vegas.

0:26.3

Thirty-six years ago today, Penn and Teller started their first off Broadway run.

0:34.9

We'll talk about that, and about the movie of the Mauritanian, and maybe we'll read some

0:39.4

blister mail.

0:40.4

Here is preachin' love, Mr. Penn Gillette!

0:43.4

Oh yeah, oh yeah, preachin' love like a freak, preachin' love like a freak.

0:48.7

Thirty-six years ago, God damn it!

0:53.0

That's what we opened up Broadway.

0:55.0

Thirty-six years ago.

0:57.0

I mean, what's that?

0:59.0

That's more than half my life ago.

1:02.0

Crazy.

1:03.0

Right?

1:04.0

Yeah.

1:05.0

More than half my life has been since off Broadway.

1:09.6

And I remember that was such a goofy, goofy time, because Teller and I, we were, but

1:15.7

are, I suppose, carny trash.

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