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Penn's Sunday School

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Penn's Sunday School

Penn's Sunday School

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.85.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Penn's bike wreck, unqualified labor, & we say goodbye to Siegfried Fischbacher, David Roth, Sheldon Adelson, & Phil Spector.

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0:00.0

This is Josh Harrow. It's host of Happy Seg Confused. This week on the podcast we have a very special guest, director, Jordan Peel. Get out. Us. Nope.

0:11.4

Three films, three thought provoking, visually stunning masterpieces. How does he do it? Jordan Peel will sit now on Happy Sad Confused. Search for Happy Seg Confused on your podcast app.

0:24.4

This is Ben Sunday School and to all his singing, all major things that round us Ben's school music. All was here. Here we go.

0:40.4

Brothers, such as the siblings welcome to Penn Sunday School and the starring Penn Gillette. My name is Michael Gruehl. Penn, Matt, Freddie Richard, I have brought Kathy from our separate home in Las Vegas.

0:55.4

We'll say our goodbyes and remembrances of sick free fishbatter of sick free Roy. Also David Roth has died. Phil Specter is also dead. And for anyone peeked out my last week show title, Penn is not. Here he is, peaked in love. Still alive, Mr. Penn Gillette.

1:11.4

I am still alive. Still alive. I um, I fell off my bicycle yesterday, which would have been a wonderful way to die. Oh no. I go for a ride.

1:24.4

I see I live up on top of the hill on top of old horror hill. So when I start a bike ride, I too fast down the hill. I have to use my brakes. I hate using my brakes. And there's no exercise whatsoever.

1:40.4

And then I take a little bike ride and I come back and it's all uphill, horrible and makes me hate the end of the bike ride. So now, and I've always thought this was stupid. Like people who drive for the gym and try to find the closest parking space.

1:56.4

So they don't for walk far and then they get in and they, you know, they run on the treadmill. Yeah. So I don't like taking my bike to a place to ride. But I found that place the two 15 right along there. There's a path.

2:11.4

Great path. Really nice.

2:13.4

And if you go from Flamingo to Charleston, the whole ride out is uphill and the whole ride back is downhill the way I like it, you know, Tim Jenison of Tim's Vermeer, the way he does his bike ride is he gets on his trike, which is electric.

2:32.4

He gets on at 2 a.m. every morning. He rides hard and fast until he's exhausted and turns around and takes an electric all the way back like a motorcycle.

2:45.4

That's great.

2:46.4

That's a really good way to do it. So I went up and then I come to Flamingo. You know, Flamingo is a very busy road.

2:54.4

And I come to Flamingo and I come off the wide bike path and I have to take a really short quick turn on the sidewalk to go up to where my car is parked.

3:08.4

Well, I tried to make that turn. I'd never done the term before.

3:12.4

My first time doing that ride and the turn on from the 5 foot path onto the 2 foot sidewalk was very sharp. It was a cute.

3:27.4

It was an acute angle.

3:30.4

I didn't quite make it and the curb was probably a foot high over a drainage ditch right there. And I went off the curb bang and fell down. I mean, it was lucky it was a red light.

3:43.4

I mean, lucky if you want me to stay alive.

3:45.4

Lucky was a red light because I sprawled right into the busy intersection of Flamingo and banged up my shoulder, my hip and my knee.

3:59.4

And then I got up on my knees on the sidewalk and moved around a little bit and thought, I mean, I got up pathetically, you know, like a turtle.

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