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🗓️ 2 December 2021
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Your best friend Sarah is back with a bang this week! Or maybe that's every week? Either way, she's taking your calls and y'all really brought the hard hitting questions. Sarah shares her thoughts on staving off existential dread, talks toxic masculinity, and offers up some pretty solid advice in these challenging times.
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0:38.0 | Hey, hey, I want to say hi. Hey, yeah, fuck. |
0:50.0 | Hi, everybody. It's your best friend Sarah. You know, I was doing stand up this weekend and this comedian friend of mine, Eric Griffin, who's very funny. |
1:02.0 | We were hanging up backstage and watching the comic that was on and he I had my notebook out, you know, and I always have like a legal pad, you know, with all my jokes and stuff I'm working on and he goes, |
1:15.0 | God, you look so cool up there with your notepad like you look so smart. Yeah, I go, I'm not cool. I'm a stoner that doesn't remember any of my material and I'm a very slow honours, I'm constantly just working and tweaking unlike my podcast, which is Lucy, Lucy, messy and off the cuff much more off the cuff. |
1:37.0 | I'm a I'm a nitpicking slow honours with my stand up stuff. Anyway, so I told him the story because I just keep I have like a whole stack of legal pads at home and they're like, I've used half of them, then I'll put it away and started new one and you know, it's I've had them for years and I never completely finish any of them because once you get down to the last few pages, it's like, you don't have like a good base to write on. |
2:06.0 | So I'll put it back on the stack and pull an old one out that I only used, you know, a quarter of or something. Great story. So I pulled a new one out and I've been using it for my stand up and I finally got probably halfway through the legal pad. |
2:24.0 | And there was a picture of, we'll show it right now that Steve A.G. drew probably 10 years ago when I first started using that legal pad before I like chucked it on the pile and took a new one out. |
2:42.0 | And I finally got to it and it's titled monkey with big vagina. And I took a picture and I texted it to him. I said, I just got hit this in my legal pad and he videoed me back laughing so hard. |
2:58.0 | He's like, that's probably 10 years old. And I just love that so much. I love the long con, you know, the bits that don't pay off until much later when you're not even there. |
3:11.0 | And so I told Eric about it and we were laughing and I was like, oh my God, I used to, and I hadn't thought about this in many years. |
3:20.0 | But and this is something I would never do now, but all through my 20s, all my friends where I grew up in New Hampshire got married. So I went to a bunch of weddings in my 20s and I was in my 20s. So I was a fucking asshole. |
3:34.0 | And one thing I used to like to do is at the wedding receptions, there was always one of those like throwaway cameras in the center of the table. |
3:44.0 | And I would grab it and take it to the bathroom and take a picture of my bush. |
3:49.0 | That was just a little something I like to do for me. |
3:54.0 | But I told Eric and he was laughing. He's like, you should talk, you should tell, you know, talk about it on your podcast because maybe all these years later someone will be like, oh my God, that happened. That was from our wedding, you know. |
4:11.0 | So that's what I'm doing right now, you know. So if you, you know, if you found a picture of a jet black wirey, oddly straightish, tough of bush after developing your wedding pictures several decades ago, 20 years ago or so. |
4:35.0 | That was me. Give me a shout out. Give me a shout out. What do I actually need more from this? Look at my proud of it and a little bit, but not nearly as much as I once was. |
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