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Penn's Sunday School

E626 A Slice Of Watermelon In Your Lap & Upside Down.

Penn's Sunday School

Penn's Sunday School

Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.85.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Making fun of America, rethinking sports, & reconsidering "stormtroopers".

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Penn Sunday School, and to all this thing is,

0:06.6

All angels sing them round us, Penn School, we're sick of us, please.

0:13.3

Hey!

0:14.2

I'm a Sunday School!

0:16.1

Brothers, sisters, siblings, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

0:19.9

My name is Michael Guno, Matt Readyridge, Penn and I are brought to you at the

0:23.0

From Our Separate Homes in Las Vegas!

0:25.4

Today, we're going to

0:29.8

continue our on-going talk about plate spinning, this week T-Taw 2 air, and an

0:35.6

after-go-do has made jokes about for years, it's now a reality.

0:39.0

Here he is, preaching love, the Mr. Penn Gillette!

0:44.7

You know, I think I'm throwing everything out the window I was going to talk about,

0:48.9

but I'm thinking now that I'm going to side with the vaunquer Trump and the

0:54.7

federal troops in Portland, right?

0:58.2

Really?

0:59.2

I'm going to start out, yeah.

1:01.7

You know, a vaunquer Trump got a lot of shit, which he deserved.

1:07.6

I'm so sick of people thinking that a vaunquer is kind of okay.

1:11.1

Right.

1:12.1

I spent time with a vaunquer too, you know.

1:14.7

She has the brains that God gave a goose.

1:20.1

Mother goose?

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