Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. What was that?

Round us rings!

Brothers and sisters and siblings, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

My name is Michael Udo, Maddie Ready Rich, Penn and I are broadcasting from our separate homes in Las Vegas.

This week, Matt has some full us breakdowns and Radiant Guido, both take a pilgrimage to see oversized machinery.

Here he is preaching love, Mr. Penn Gillette.

I am Penn Gillette. I am Penn Gillette, a sentence that is the quarantine goes on, becomes harder and harder to believe.

It becomes just nonsense syllables set over and over again.

You are still hardcore, right? You do not leave your house except for a walk, right?

Not even that, really, anymore. That's falling away.

Really? So you just home? Home.

And I have gone out in the car in four months, whatever it is, I've gone out in the car five times.

But every time I've been out in the car, the stop I've made in the car is when I get back to my garage.

Yeah.

I take my daughter to see her very good friend and they meet out on her porch and they wear masks and they chat for an hour and I sit in the cab.

Oh, wow.

And then because our life is changing desperately, kind of almost, I am a pentameter.

Emily is gone to Utah as in the second person version of Tweety Pie.

Utah putty cat.

Utah.

Utah, Utah.

She has a job, the J-O-B.

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