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Penn's Sunday School

E612 A Pigeon Dropping A Cracker On The Downbeat

Penn's Sunday School

Penn's Sunday School

Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.85.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The origins of Simple, Carrot Top as an aphrodisiac, & Matt's plan to save Las Vegas.

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0:00.0

Oh, it's starting. Oh my god. Is that officially it? Really? Yeah, really is. Oh, Jesus.

0:16.0

Brothers, sister siblings, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette. My name is Michael DuDoe.

0:21.0

Matt Donley, Randy Rich, Penn and I are broadcasting from our separate home to Las Vegas.

0:25.0

Come on, this week's show has an idea to save the Rio. Penn didn't get much sleep, so we really have nothing planned.

0:34.0

We'll probably read some pure mail. Here he is, preach and love. Mr. Penn Gillette.

0:40.0

Yeah, I am a little blurry, worse for wear and tear. As Mick Jagger said, as Joe Ealy said, I must not have got a lot of sleep last night.

0:53.0

Who else has commented? John Lennon said, I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink. There is a lot.

1:00.0

I'm not even dipping into the Paul Simon deep well of every song I've ever written is because I couldn't sleep last night.

1:09.0

The Paul Simon, his entire career is based on insomnia. But last night I tried to sleep on the floor.

1:18.0

And that's a whole subject we're not going to get into, but I was trying to sleep on the floor to solve some issues.

1:29.0

And I'm a little, I thought I'd be less political issues, like yes, yes, yes. I was making a narrative issues.

1:35.0

Let's keep listening issues. I was making a statement about time to sleep on the floor.

1:41.0

And I'm wearing my fucking, fucking great t-shirt.

1:48.0

Yeah.

1:49.0

There is a, we talked about this in New Hampshire, in Key New Hampshire, home of the lovely and talented Lawn Bronson of Lawn Bronson, all stars here in Las Vegas.

2:00.0

He is from Key New Hampshire.

2:02.0

And Keynes has a Vietnamese restaurant. Green restaurant Vietnamese.

2:08.0

What's fun?

2:09.0

Fun.

2:10.0

Vietnamese.

2:11.0

Vietnamese.

2:12.0

So, fucking great.

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