What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another patriotic episode of the Vile Files

Fourth of July week edition. I hope y'all had a safe and fun Fourth of July.

Also just thanks for tuning in today because I know a lot of y'all on vacation. I am currently out on the lake.

Same just kidding. I'm in a flight. I'm going to take that back. I'm flying back from Brainer to International.

I will be at my grandfather's lake house that I bought for my mom. I'm the best kid ever.

So exciting. Like can we tell you how that was the ultimate update from this show?

It was like the lake coming back like a year later. Yeah, it was great. I don't know when I'll have announced it.

I was like, did I miss an episode? I'm guessing I'll have announced it by now.

Not sure how the timing of it all. But anyways, that's where I'll be. That's where I am.

That's where I am right now. I will be in Cape Cod, Massachusetts by the ocean.

And I have a question for you, find people which is, Mary Fuck Kill, pool ocean lake.

Mary Lake, Fuck Ocean, Kill, Pool. I have to marry pool.

That feels appropriate. I'm afraid of fish. Okay.

So brave. Thank you for being vulnerable. Thank you for being vulnerable. It's very creepy when

something touches your feet. Oh my god. Yeah. So I'd have to marry pool because this is the only

thing consistent and probably ocean or lake. It depends on which one has less fish, which one I can see

less fish. Yeah, I feel like the ocean. Well, surely an ocean would have more fish, but I think

with the waves, I've already touched you. I agree. The seaweed is the fake out fish is achy.

Oh, you don't go to a lake with seaweed, but the ocean. Oh, you mean in an ocean? Yeah.

Oh, oceans and lakes both have seaweed. Huh. Oh no. Is there a difference between a lake and a pond?

One's a lake. Bigger. Yeah. Size, body. Oh, they don't have like motorized boats on a pond.

I'm assuming it's either that I'm not a body of water expert. Yeah.

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