E58 Hot Sauce Birth Control

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Dungeons and Dragons, Sound Baths, Drake's Hot Sauce Condom, and more! -- Thank you to our sponsors: Adam&Eve: Head on over to AdamandEve.com and be sure to use offer code: ELLIS, because without it..there will be NO FREE VALENTINE'S STUFF! Freshly: Right now, Freshly is offering our listeners $40 off your first two orders when you go to FRESHLY.COM/ELLIS AthleticGreens: Athletic Greens is going to give you an immune supporting FREE 1 year supply ofVitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase if you visit AthleticGreens.com/JES today! BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code: ELLIS at BlueChew.com, just pay $5 shipping! Onnit: Go to Onnit.com/ELLIS for 10% OFF your order now! -- To watch this episode in video subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioxyKNRYJhYFCi85Nvnn3g Website: www.theJasonEllis.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/ellismate -- Jason Ellis @wolfmate Katie Ellis @underwearwolf Michael Tully @tullywood Kevin Kraft @kevinkraft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:13.2	Thank you, Mark.
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0:46.6	Put them all in my butt.
0:49.0	Just make sure you share with Katie.
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