E535 Bachelor Recap(ish) with Jim Jeffries
The Viall Files
Nick Viall
3.8 • 26.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to another episode of The Viall Files: Bachelor Recap Edition! We're back with comedian and friend of show, Jim Jeffries, to discuss the second episode of Zach's season. Jim starts out by telling us just how boring this season's been so far, and some ideas he has to spice it up - including getting his assistant Jack on an upcoming season of The Bachelorette and talking about how The Bachelor Australia stars three bachelors and a polyamorous contestant. We debate if early eliminations are a sign of no connection or no attraction, and if we liked Latto's Big B*tch Energy contest. Was Tahzjuan there for good television time, or was she straight up mean? Jim creates his own sad story template to win over the lead's heart, and gives Prince Harry and the royal family some notes on future diplomacy.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll tell you what happens sort of over 45 because you have like friends who are in their 50s and stuff like that |
| 0:06.6 | You know that it just like regular friends not like just like that type of friend |
| 0:10.2 | Where you like I'm friends with this old man |
| 0:12.3 | No, no like like people you're actually friends and then people just in your life like like for example Bob Sagitt |
| 0:20.5 | Right just drop dead |
| 0:23.1 | Right fill over here. He's head. It was very upsetting and I was like but people just go like |
| 0:28.1 | Oh, well you gotta watch yourself because you could fall over now |
| 0:32.1 | You know what I mean like no one gets alarmed when someone my age just dies like sad. Yeah, just |
| 0:41.3 | Just goes I was probably soap in the floor and you got to watch that |
| 0:45.9 | Sad really yeah, and then when you get really really old it's like people don't even get upset when you die |
| 0:52.5 | No, no one gives a shit when you die. It's why you got what's the age where you get where people are like |
| 0:57.3 | It's a good run |
| 0:58.6 | My grandfather's 98 he just turned 98. No, sure. That's an amazing run |
| 1:02.9 | But like I think even when you're 70 people are like content with your life. I think 80 my father's going on to date with one of these mates |
| 1:11.7 | One of these mates wives |
| 1:13.9 | And he goes oh Brian died about four years ago |
| 1:17.8 | Genius and now he's like in my wife died three years ago |
| 1:21.5 | Here we go |
| 1:23.5 | Is there something in the back of your mind where you feel like he's been eyeballing her for longer than four years? |
| 1:27.7 | But does it matter? Hey, not is anyone doing anything wrong there? No, no, and you just go okay? It's cool |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, they know each other. Yeah, he says he doesn't know how to use the app so now |
| 1:39.6 | He's whole dating pool is just waiting for his mates to die and then he can bang their wives |
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