E502 Nikki Glaser

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Nikki Glaser is a stand-up comedian, host, and podcaster. She recently performed at the Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix, and her new special “Someday You’ll Die” is streaming now on HBO Max. Nikki Glaser returns to chat with Theo about her wild night at the Roast of Tom Brady, the near-disaster she almost had on stage, the insane history of lobotomies, ongoing tension between lesbians and straight men, new advancements in women’s pleasure technology, and they also listen to Nikki’s first-ever song. Nikki Glaser: https://www.instagram.com/nikkiglaser ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. Shopify: Go to http://shopify.com/theo to sign up for a $1-per-month free trial. Shady Rays: Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code THEO to get 40% off polarized sunglasses. Ibotta: Download the Ibotta app and use code THEO when you register to get $5 just for trying Ibotta. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.0	I have some new tour dates to tell you about. We've added a third show in London on
0:26.7	June 16 at the Eventim Apollo. Tickets go on sale Tuesday, May 14th at 10 a.m. local time.
0:35.0	We also have shows in New York City on May 31.
0:39.0	Belfast in the UK on June 6th. That's an added show. June 7th is sold out. Idaho Falls, we've
0:48.4	added a show on June 27th. Salt Lake City, Utah on June 30th in Las Vegas, Nevada on July 5th and 6th
0:59.7	at Resorts World Las Vegas.
1:01.9	Get all your tickets at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.
1:08.0	And if tickets are too expensive, just wait.
1:10.6	We'll come back around.
1:12.4	Make sure you buy them through our link and not off of a secondary site.
1:17.0	Thank you guys so much for your support.
1:19.0	Today's guest is a comedian. She's my friend. She's one of the roasters from the recent Tom Brady
1:27.7	roast on Netflix. She's one of the best roasters of all time. She has a new special out on HBO called Someday You'll Die.
1:37.0	Today's guest is Nicky Glazer.
1:41.0	Shine that light on me. Laser. I'm on the show of me
1:55.0	and I will find a song I've been singing
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