E492 Chekhov's Trampoline

Penn's Sunday School

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Hearing Bob Dylan with new ears, stop coughing by not coughing, & being cashless in Shanghai.

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0:00.0	This is pencil. Are we going? I think so.
0:05.2	That's 12 oh lord. Yeah, I guess.
0:11.0	I gotta see if the show is actually going. Yeah, it is.
0:15.7	Brothers and sisters, welcome to Penn Sunday School starring Penn Gillette. My name is Michael. Oh Matt Donnelly
0:21.2	Penn and I are broadcasting from show creators studio South in Las Vegas.
0:25.4	On this show we'll finish up Penn's stories regarding his world travels and we got a lot to catch up on including that
0:34.7	759 people have lost 35,877 pounds on our goofy diet. Here he is. Preach in love, Mr. Penn Gillette. I am preaching love.
0:44.3	I am preaching loves what I'm going to be doing. Now, you know, I got this, we got this cough and I should
0:50.8	It's instantly when I get a cough or throat problem, I should go right to my doctor. My doctor is very, very good.
1:00.6	My doctor is on the one hand, caretops doctor for his throat and stuff. Who cares?
1:08.1	He's also imagine dragons, Dan from Magic Dragons is his doctor and he is. He credit when Erosmith is in town.
1:15.4	He is a groupie. No, the lead singer for Erosmith. Steven Tyler. Steven Tyler's doctor. So he knows how to handle
1:24.4	Accentory Voices. I didn't go to him till I had been back from Shanghai for three weeks. Now, I had been saying
1:31.8	that the problem I had was with the cactus come. Yeah, you know, the Paulination
1:38.0	Mulberry trees here in town with their buddies having bad allergies. Yeah, and my doctor said he thinks all
1:43.8	of this is from Shanghai. Oh, yeah, could be pollution related, I guess. Because, oh wow. Now, what I'm
1:51.4	doing now when my voice is so odd, my doctor said in order to stop coughing, what you need to do is
1:59.4	stop coughing. And I said, fuck you. That's a crazy thing to say. Yeah. And he said, no, the
2:06.9	draw, unproductive cough is circular, it's a vicious circle. So when you feel like you want to
2:14.1	cough, first swallow, if that doesn't work, go, if that doesn't work, oh my gosh, it doesn't seem like
2:24.5	it helped much. Then go. And if that doesn't work, oh,
2:34.4	so it's gonna be helping at all. Yeah. So I'm trying to swallow instead of coughing at I am failing.
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