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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E484 Trevor Wallace

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Trevor Wallace is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. He is known for his viral sketches and podcast “Stiff Socks” with co-host Michael Blaustein. His first ever stand-up special “Pterodactyl” is streaming now on Amazon Prime. Trevor Wallace returns to This Past Weekend to chat with Theo about the dark side of parking attendants, his insane ketchup-packet prank from childhood, opening an arena show for Tom and Bert, why Gypsy Rose should have been in the NBA All-Star Game, Rachel Dolezal’s new career move, and much more. Trevor Wallace: https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallace/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ BetterHelp: This show is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/theo to get 10% off your first month. BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO at checkout to try BlueChew for free - just pay $5 shipping! Babbel: Go to http://babbel.com/theo to get 50% off a one-time payment for a lifetime Babbel subscription. DoorDash: Sign up for DashPass today, only on DoorDash, and use code THEO24 to get up to 50% off a $10 value when you spend $12 or more after you sign up. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I have some new tour dates to announce. I will be in St. Louis on April 18th.

0:06.0

Get your tickets early starting Thursday February 22nd at 10 a.m. Local time with pre-sale code Rat King. General on sale starts Friday

0:16.1

February 23rd at 9 a.m. local time. We also have tickets remaining in

0:21.6

Atlanta for April 5th.

0:24.0

Get all your tickets at Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R.

0:28.8

And if they're really overpriced or overpriced or it's some secondary website. Don't pay a lot. We'll come back

0:36.2

through and thank you for your support. Today's guest is my dog.

0:43.0

A wonderful content creator, comedian,

0:46.3

has a new comedy special out on Amazon Prime

0:50.2

called TerraDactyl that I really enjoyed. I suggest you check it out.

0:54.4

I'm grateful to spend time with him today. Today's guest is my friend Mr Trevor Wallace. Wallace stories shine on me.

1:15.0

And I will find a song.

1:20.0

I will find a song. I'm on the stinging.

1:30.0

Parking intent's always on some shit. Parking intent is always on some shit.

1:31.0

Oh, parking intent is because you have to think one of the things that they

1:35.2

one of the things that the parking attendance deal with the lot is boredom probably in

1:40.8

potential I don't want to say, who was I.

1:44.0

Yeah, I would start more beef if I was them.

1:48.0

Yeah.

1:49.0

This shouldn't LA, it's so funny, it's like, if you're here for 15 minutes and $17.

1:53.5

How are you getting that math?

1:55.3

Where's that math from, bro?

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