E47 A Boozy, Goat-Horned Menace and an Unwashed Cup

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately known as Krampus, German’s famous Anti-Santa. Kids these days don’t know how good they have it with their damn Elf on the Shelf! Meanwhile, Christine missed the Christmas memo and went with a story about Tamara Sansanova, AKA the Granny Ripper, instead. Sansanova casually made some tea and killed 14 people. But at least she’s still playing peek-a-boo in jail. If there’s anything that you take away from this episode, we hope it’s that 1) everything was a sex demon in the 1960s, and 2) your organs are garbage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to episode 47.
0:12.9	Yep.
0:13.9	If you add 4 and 7, it equals 11, which is half of 22.
0:17.3	And, which is our upcoming listener episode.
0:20.0	Should I ask how you are?
0:21.2	Yeah.
0:21.8	How are you?
0:22.6	I'm fine.
0:23.2	How are you?
0:23.9	Oh.
0:24.6	Fine.
0:26.5	I guess fine.
0:27.2	Just trying to be polite, you know.
0:29.3	Um, happy Merry Christmas Eve.
0:32.7	Oh my gosh, Merry Christmas.
0:34.4	A lot of Jews are eating Chinese today, which is something that I will probably also
0:38.9	be doing.
0:39.9	My family is German, so we celebrate Christmas on the 24th.
0:43.6	Okay.
0:44.6	But then my stem mom is American, so we celebrate Christmas on the 25th, so we do both
0:48.5	back to back.
0:49.5	That's nice.
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