E458 Flea Market

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Theo Von is back with another solo episode of This Past Weekend chatting about back to school memories, the perils of riding the bus in his town, Morgan Wallen’s new haircut, his thoughts on the Barbie movie, terrible British superheroes, looking for love in the frozen food aisle, and more. He also responds to some of your voicemails. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Manscaped: Go to http://manscaped.com and use code THEO to get 20% off and free shipping. Ibotta: Ibotta is offering listeners $5 just for trying Ibotta, all you need to do is download the FREE Ibotta app and use code THEO when you register. Keeps: Go to http://keeps.com/theo to get a special discounted offer for new customers. Pilgrimage Music and Cultural Festival - September 23 & 24 in Franklin, TN. Tickets are currently on sale at PilgrimageFestival.com, ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek&ab_channel=BishopGunn ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Ben https://www.instagram.com/benbeckermusic/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, I have some new tour dates to announce. We've just added a third show in Milwaukee on September 9th at the Riverside Theater tickets for that are on sale now. I'll also be in Oakland, California,
0:12.0	Akron, Ohio, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Nevada.
0:18.0	Some of those have new shows as are all at TheoVon.com slash T-O-U-R and thank you so much for your support.
0:26.0	New merch for you merch heads out there. We've got some new shorts. That's right, the Rat Life shorts in blue, salmon and sand.
0:36.0	We've also got the new tie dye. Be good to yourself, teas and aqua cream sickle and in to go.
0:43.0	Get that in more only at TheoVonStore.com.
0:49.0	Morgan Wallen cut his hair. He cut his hair.
0:57.0	And we don't know why.
1:01.0	We don't know why. But we are. We're praying for him. We're with him still.
1:12.0	So, okay, we love him.
1:19.0	Good day. Good evening. Good afternoon. Good time. Good tidings to you wherever you are.
1:31.0	Man, happy August to your mid-August. Can you believe it? Can you believe it that schools back in?
1:41.0	Can you believe it that life is just continuing to happen? Life just keeps happening.
1:50.0	Life is like, hey, guess what? And you're like, what? And it's like, bam, more life.
1:59.0	It just never stops giving you more life. That's life. Unlimited life.
2:07.0	You want another scoop of life, boy? And we are happy to be alive, though I am.
2:15.0	I'm happy to be alive because this is it. You know, I make that choice some days.
2:20.0	Some days I don't. But some days I say, this is it. And how am I going to handle it?
2:29.0	The other night a guy was giving me directions. And I pulled over and I was talking about some
2:36.0	thing and he was explaining where something was. And he goes, it's right over there behind that.
2:45.0	And they had a lit up sign. It said, flea market. That's what the letters on the sign would say.
2:52.0	But some of the letters had were burned out. And this guy was, I don't want to say homeless, but I would say
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