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And That's Why We Drink

E45 Excessive Murder and Miss Vatican

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.724.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea! In this episode, Em covers the Silent Twins, June and Jennifer Gibbons, who spoke a secret language and couldn’t function without one another. As a result, Christine and Em invent their own secret language. Sort of.Meanwhile, Christine discusses Joyce McKinney, the absolute loony-toons “stalkist raper” who made headlines in the 70s for the Case of the Manacled Mormon. Let’s put it this way: she only gets weirder with age. Thanks for listening and check out our sponsors below! PS If PETA comes looking for us, tell them we’re not here right now.Use promo code WHYWEDRINK for $20 off your order of a personal song written by professional songwriters at www.songfinch.com.For $30 off your first week of Hello Fresh, use promo code Drink30.CanvasPeople.com takes your favorite photo memories and turns them into beautiful artwork for you to enjoy every day. Use promo code DRINK for a free 11x14 canvas (just pay shipping). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, we were recording through my laptop. Oh cool. I mean, it's like that thing where we said the blue cheese and the olives and then it deleted.

0:17.0

Anyme, I mean, you know, but anyway, let's try this again.

0:21.0

The point is, we don't know what we're doing and I'm bad at math even though I pretend sometimes that I'm not.

0:31.0

I mean, last week we said that we would do this where we just rancid and then we recorded and then we caught them up on the gist.

0:38.0

So we did that again. We did do that. You think 45 episodes then we would know how to just press record someday.

0:45.0

So there's a lot of fires. Listen, everything's on fire. Everything's on fire. Really, it's 2017 realized it had a month left to get all of this bullshit out of the way.

0:56.0

And it's like, oh, time to just set everything on fire. Just do a nice cleansing. It's a 2018 detox. Burn it all to the ground. This clearly didn't go well.

1:04.0

Yeah, just turn it to ash. A Phoenix will rise. Yeah. Yeah. A Phoenix.

1:12.0

How's your wine, by the way? I brought Christine wine. Here's the thing. I was at work today and it was a stressful day because everything's on fire.

1:19.0

And I was sitting there and I was thinking, oh, no, I don't have any wine left at home. So I literally just text M and I go, um, do you happen to have wine at work that you can bring? And I was like, yeah, okay.

1:31.0

And a giant prop house, we have a room literally called the alcohol room, which makes you wonder why M doesn't bring wine more often, but it's fine. I'm glad it doesn't make you wonder why I don't invite you to my work anymore.

1:43.0

Because I just, it's probably for the best. I don't show you that room because you'll never leave. And then I'll lose my job.

1:49.0

So I watched, we have this creepy little like window in our door. So sometimes I watch when M shows up and I was watching M out the door and I see him's car pull up. And I'm like, okay, they're better rewind coming.

2:01.0

And I watch and then get out of the car and it's just kind of like walking toward the house. And I'm like, I'm just not holding anything.

2:08.0

And then I see you turn around and I'm like, yep, yep, there it is. You unlock the car and pulled something out and lo and behold, you're correct.

2:16.0

Two bottles of wine. You're right. So really who wanted the end of the day? I brought you two.

2:22.0

It was not listeners because they have to. I thought it would be funny if I brought you fake wine. If I brought you an empty bottle.

2:28.0

Why is that funny? That's really fucking rude. And then that's why I didn't do it. Thank you.

2:32.0

But no, everything really is on fire. Yeah. When you say that that was a stressful part of your day, you weren't kidding. Because no.

2:38.0

Everyone here is freaking out. Like at my job, we have a clock in clock out system. And that's just been going bananas because like people that I work with all live in the areas that are getting affected right now.

2:51.0

Yeah. Yeah. So people have been like going in and out of work or not coming in at all and having to go rescue their pets and like having to pack bags and half the people didn't even come into our today because either the traffic was so bad or they got evacuated and they're not in town.

3:05.0

Or they just couldn't make it because there was some other panic that they had to deal with. So like we can't even drive to like the Starbucks down the road right now because all the roads are blocked off. And so they had people bring us food so no one had to leave office. Yeah.

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