4.8 • 24.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 162 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you haven't heard already, it's smooth sack summer. That's right. You want to keep that bag smoothed out? |
0:06.4 | Keep that sack tidy, tidy, or sack rickie. |
0:10.0 | That's right. This is the summer to keep your balls cool while still looking hot with man-scaped. |
0:15.7 | The leaders in below the waste grooming are making sure we all have a ball. Get it? |
0:21.6 | Ball. This summer by giving our pants partners everything they need to stay fresh. |
0:28.0 | I've had first in a smooth sack summer by going to man-scape.com for 20% off |
0:34.0 | plus free shipping with our code Theo at man-scape.com. That's 20% off and free shipping with code THEO |
0:42.5 | at man-scape.com. It's smooth sack summer boys. Get on board or get left behind. |
0:50.0 | I will be in Tampa, Florida. I want to let you know that from June 23 to 25th this Friday, |
0:56.7 | Saturday, Sunday, this weekend. That's right. Seats are selling fast. I'm thankful for that. |
1:05.4 | We've also added more seats in Gilleford, New Hampshire on July 20th at the Bank of New Hampshire |
1:12.0 | Pavilion. Those are lawn seats. You can sit out on the lawn and bring something. I don't know |
1:17.6 | which you can bring. You got to check with the venue, but maybe get your little tapestry or something |
1:23.9 | like that little blanket and get out there and hug somebody and giggle. You're going to lay there |
1:28.6 | together and spoon and giggle if you want and hell, take a damn propel or something if you're doing |
1:33.4 | pills. I don't know. I don't do them. We also have tickets available on Edmonton, Alberta on July 14th, |
1:39.6 | Grantville PA on July 19th, Windsor on Tario on August 18th, Toronto on Tario, August 19th, |
1:49.4 | and Niagara Falls on August 20th. That's where you get all the tickets Theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. |
1:57.6 | Thank you so much for supporting the Return of the Rat Tour. I want you to check out the new Rat |
2:01.8 | Life Tees. They're in light blue, salmon and sand and the new Rat King Big Head Tees. Hey, |
2:09.4 | Big Head. From Alaska to Nebraska, baby. You know what I'm saying? You want to tickle that nickel. |
2:16.2 | I'm the Fonds with the Bronze, baby. All that and more at TheovonStore.com. Love you guys. |
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