E441 Glenny Balls

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2023

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Glenny Balls is an entertainer, co-host and podcaster at Barstool Sports. He is often seen as the sidekick on “Sundae Conversations” with Caleb Pressley, and hosts his own podcast “Only Stans” where he interviews the women of OnlyFans. Glenny Balls joins Theo Von on a new episode of This Past Weekend to chat about growing up Long Island Italian, sidestepping Satan, the insane way he got a job at Barstool, what people don’t know about Caleb Pressley, lovemaking to Billy Joel, and much more. Glenny Balls: https://www.instagram.com/glennyballs/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/theo today to get 10% off your first month. ExpressVPN: Visit https://expressvpn.com/theo to get an extra 3 months of ExpressVPN free. RTX: Visit https://rtxaustin.com and use code THEO to get discounted rates for regular badge prices. Morgan & Morgan: If you’re ever injured, visit https://forthepeople.com/thispastweekend or dial Pound LAW (#529). Their fee is free unless they win. Raising Cane’s: Satisfy your Cane’s fix fast by ordering through their app, online at https://raisingcanes.com, or stop by your local restaurant. DraftKings: Download the app now and use code THEO! New customers can bet just $5 on a pre-fight moneyline and get $150 in bonus bets if their fighter wins. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See notes below. Call (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA), Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/OH/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/MI /NH /NJ/ NY/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Bonus bets (void in MA/NH/OR): Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-fight moneyline bet. Bet must win. $150 issued as six (6) $25 bonus bets. Bonus Bets are non-cashable and cannot be withdrawn. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Bonus Bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Promotional offer period ends 5/28/23 at 11:59PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek&ab_channel=BishopGunn ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner

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0:32.1	new tour dates to announce I will be in Phoenix, Arizona on April 30 at Arizona Financial theater.
0:40.9	That'll be the biggest show I've ever done now. Austin, Texas on June 10th at the bass
0:47.7	concert hall, Guilford, New Hampshire, June 20th July 20th. I'm sorry. At the bank of New Hampshire
0:55.6	Pavillion and Windsor Ontario on Tario on August 18th at the Coliseum at Caesars, Windsor and
1:06.1	Niagara Falls on Tario on August 20th at the Falls View Casino. Those tickets are available now.
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1:41.8	Today's guest is an entertainer. He's a he's that ravioli baby. You know, he's
1:50.3	he's everything, dude. He's a damn. He's super Mario second cousin who runs a bakery low key.
1:58.0	You know what I'm saying? He's that beautiful man and Italian. And we're going to learn more about
2:02.2	him. You know, I'm from barstool as the he's that side slurper that lactose monkey on the edge of
2:10.8	Sunday conversations. And he is also the host of his only stands show. Reinterviews only fans content
2:20.8	creators. This is our first time really getting to know each other. I'm grateful for his time.
2:26.7	Today's guest is Glynnie Balls.
2:57.6	Balls, baby. I'm very excited to be here. It's exciting. Yeah, is it? So people say Glynnie
3:04.5	they say balls. What are they? Oh, dude, it's a lot of Glynnie. It's a lot of Glynnie. I prefer balls.
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