E423 Merry Lloyd Christmas

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Theo is back with a new solo episode. He talks about the different types of Christmas, hacking the Chuck-E-Cheese animatronic band, potential porn bans, 2022 reflections and more. He also answers some of your voicemails, and speaks with a fan who stepped on a bomb in Afghanistan and survived. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: BlueChew: Visit https://bluechew.com/ to try Bluechew free with code THEO at checkout. BetterHelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/theo to save 10% off your first month. MintMobile: For a limited time, buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan and get 3 more months FREE at https://mintmobile.com/theo ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Ben https://www.instagram.com/benbeckermusic/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.0	Yeah, if you got a wife that'll that you know
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1:09.5	You know what I'm saying? It's a great gift
1:12.9	all right
1:16.0	Mary Christmas
1:18.4	Mary Christmas to you
1:20.4	Mary
1:23.9	Merry Christmas Lloyd Christmas to damn I've had a Merry Christmas and then I've had I've had a damn Lloyd Christmas
1:31.5	You know where you chip your tooth and
1:35.1	You know you end up
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