E413 Cold Beach

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Theo is back with another solo episode. He talks about his recent shows in the midwest, tour bus etiquette, golden horses, crashing his dad’s car as a kid, and more. He also answers some of your voicemails, including one from a fan who made a romantic mistake with his cousin. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://www.amazon.com/stores/CELSIUS/ShopNow/page/95D581F4-E14E-4B01-91E7-6E2CA58A ClickUp: Visit https://clickup.com to start reclaiming your time for under $5 a month. Use code THEO to get 15% off ClickUp’s massive unlimited plan for a year. MintMobile: Visit https://mintmobile.com/theo to get premium wireless from just $15 per month. ShipStation: Visit https://shipstation.com to get a 60 day free trial when you use code THEO. Babbel: Visit https://babbel.com/theo to get 55% off your subscription. DraftKings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app, use promo code THEO, throw down $5 on UFC 280, and get TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if your fighter wins. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Bet must win. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Profit Boost: Opt-in req. 1 profit boost token issued per customer. Min. 3-leg same game parlay bet. Max bet $50. Profit boosted 100% on addt’l winnings. Ends at the start of the main card fight of UFC 280. See terms at draftkings.com/mmaterms. ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Little Black Flies" by Eddie 9V: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb7_eOCoijo ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikTok’s, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine having one extra day every week.
0:04.0	One extra day every week.
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0:41.6	Hurry this off for in soon.
0:43.6	We got new merch, some new colorways, in the Be Good to Yourself collection.
0:50.5	We've got hoodies in plum and moss.
0:54.4	We've also got t-shirts in lilac moss and blue mist.
0:59.8	Hope you enjoy those.
1:01.8	Those are good colors.
1:03.3	Get that hitter and more at Theovonstore.com.
1:07.3	That's it.
1:09.2	I mean summer is it's a wrap on summer.
1:13.2	That's done.
1:14.4	That's done.
1:15.4	You can't.
1:16.3	You still see some...
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