E411 A Chef Boyardee Vape Situation and a Sheepless Shephard

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2024

⏱️ 116 minutes

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0:00.0	As Christine just said, we need to press record before we say everything funny we've ever said.
0:17.8	Wait, listen, I'm running low. I'm running on empty. I'm running on fumes, as I say.
0:21.9	And we were just like bantering back and forth.
0:24.1	And I was like, oh my God, we're not recording.
0:26.2	We're going to waste all this precious material.
0:28.4	All this hot commodity of words.
0:30.9	It's so good, isn't it?
0:32.3	We said, what's the 411?
0:34.9	Get it?
0:35.3	Because it's the 411? Get it? Because it's the 411 episode. And I said, yeah, what's the skinny?
0:39.4	Wasn't that worth saving for everybody?
0:43.8	Wasn't that worth repeating? I would argue it's funnier the second time, even. You know, Christine,
0:49.4	speaking of moments where there's a lovely little lag after one of your jokes. Good. Love speaking about these
0:56.8	incidents. I love that little clip on Beach 2 Sandy where you were trying to name a new snowmobile or
1:01.9	whatever. No, I haven't seen that. That's not good. Is it where I said Jared Slushner?
1:06.7	No, but that was funny. Thank you for putting that on it. That's why I drank, not Beachy Sandy.
1:11.7	So I love that they didn't clip my actual name, which was Jared.
1:15.6	Wait, what did I say?
1:16.6	Jared Sluschner.
1:17.9	And then I don't know what clip you're talking about, but I'm already, I have hives just
1:21.8	thinking about whatever they put on social media. It's brilliant, but I'm glad that actually part of the comedy got to be over here, too.
1:28.4	So it's now a continue over to part two at it.
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