E4 Jason's New Stunt, Kevin's Impaired Impressions, & Michael's Mugshot

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Jason Ellis

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🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Jason, Kevin, and Mike never fail to entertain as they return this week with another thought-provoking, yet somewhat disgusting, discussion on everything from Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton to getting sexually punished in prison. And can you guess how many offensive face tattoos it takes to get to the center of D-Block? Smash that play button to see if you guessed correctly! -- Thank you to our sponsors: StayClassyMeats: Go to StayClassyMeats.com and enter promo code: ELLIS at checkout Cool-Ven: Go to Cool-Ven.com and enter code: ELLIS LeanFeast: Go to LeanFeast.com to get some sweet deals on pre-made meals -- To watch this episode in video subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioxyKNRYJhYFCi85Nvnn3g Website: https://www.thejasonellis.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/ellismate Jason Ellis @wolfmate Michael Tully @tullywood Kevin Kraft @kevinkraft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.6	I feel like I was witnessing Prime Jenna's job.
0:41.1	Yeah, was there more than one note coming out at the same time, Michael?
0:44.2	I was more the, um, the, the stage equipment.
0:46.9	Oh, she's the hump to stay.
0:48.9	Maybe not prime, Jenna's maybe a little closer to the end.
0:51.3	I was like, wait, Jenna's job in a hump.
0:54.5	It was a little, she like a little,
0:56.2	I know there was a video where she was black.
0:58.2	I got that.
1:00.2	But she didn't.
1:02.2	Their move was a little,
1:03.2	the schnookie one, schmush, mush.
1:05.2	Who's that?
1:07.2	That's the South Park thing when they, um, they did the Jersey Shore episode and schnookie was this fat little ground and the grinded things.
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