E398 Off The Bike

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Theo is back with another solo episode. He talks about his experience with Father’s Day, his upcoming tour in Florida, President Biden’s bike riding skills and more. He also responds to some of your voicemails and takes a call from a fan live. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: MUD/WTR: Visit https://mudwtr.com/theo for 15% off with the code THEO Manscaped: Get 20% off and free shipping with code THEO at https://manscaped.com Blue Chew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code THEO at https://bluechew.com Goodr: Go to https://goodr.com/THEO and get 15% with code THEO ------------------------------------------------- Music: "Shine" by Bishop Gunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Happy Father's Day everybody if you're a father if you have um
0:05.5	Fathered something
0:07.5	If you dejectulated out of your body and it grew up somewhere
0:12.0	Then that means you Bubby that means you're a daddy you're a dad or a stepdad even now
0:19.9	They got that second string dad that back up the mark brunelle of
0:25.5	Parents, you know that step daddy
0:27.5	And a lot of those men will get mustache as well a lot of time you see a stepdad gets that
0:33.8	You know, it's like the sheriff's badge of stepdad. It's that mustache baby that dirty word curtain, baby. You know what I'm talking about
0:41.9	that
0:44.5	That mustache
0:47.5	But yeah, happy Father's Day to everybody if you did it and if you enjoyed it um
0:51.9	It's it's a it's a nice day. I think for commemoration
0:59.0	You know a nice day to stop and
1:02.3	And look at the butt just you know really think about the ball bag you came out of
1:10.0	You know and
1:12.6	It's interesting that God and Mother Nature use a ball bag to get you out of the world
1:16.9	It's kind of exciting really to think that the first thing you did was flew out of somebody's winger
1:24.5	And it's like going for a damn jog right out of just you know, I
1:29.2	Mean that's crazy
1:32.5	It's crazy when you think that that the first thing you ever did was that you know that you you flew out of somebody's penis bruh
1:41.3	That's I mean this
1:43.3	It's real brave it's adventurous. It's damn brave of you
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