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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Theo’s back with another solo episode. He recaps his recent shows in the heartland, reflects on the weed in Louisiana growing up, and discusses making love to a best friend’s mother. He also answers your calls and gives advice on how to follow through with good choices. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com ------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: MUD/WTR: Visit https://mudwtr.com/theo for 15% off with the code THEO Ritual: Visit https://ritual.com/THEO today for 10% off your first 3 months Upstart: Visit https://upstart.com/THEO to check your rate today. DraftKings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code THEO, make ANY $5 bet during the NBA Finals and get $150 in free bets instantly! *If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Min. $5 deposit required. Eligibility restrictions apply. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “The Come Up” by Eddie 9v: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHN09U2420 ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Riley https://www.instagram.com/rileymaufilms/ Producer: Jeremy https://www.instagram.com/guyboybabyboolove/ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right.
0:03.7	If it is, it is, baby, that's what they say sometimes.
0:08.5	You know, I used to go to the water park by my house growing up and it wasn't real close
0:14.6	to us, but it was, you know, close enough.
0:20.0	You couldn't go barefoot over there yet to put on shoes.
0:22.4	That's how far away it was.
0:25.7	It was only good at a water park and it wasn't much of a place.
0:34.0	You know, the biggest attractions out there, they had a water slide and they had allegedly,
0:44.1	they had the coldest root beer in the area.
0:46.9	As you go in there and people be like, I can't eat that cold.
0:51.1	I can handle it.
0:52.1	You know, people drive down from the north.
0:55.5	You know, from Canada and Saskatchewan, you know, Michigan.
1:02.4	They drive down Arkansas.
1:03.4	I can handle it.
1:04.4	I can handle it.
1:05.4	And they drive down there and I remember you going the general store over there at that
1:09.8	water park.
1:11.0	It's called Lando Pines.
1:16.7	And you go in the general store there and man, it was, when you even opened the door to
1:21.8	that general store, it was frosty in there.
1:28.2	You see the polar Express go by in the distance.
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