E382 Teenage Easter

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Theo is back from the road to discuss forbidden yogurt, boob smoke, false alarm children, and S-cakes. Riley gives us a love life update. -------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com -------------------------------------------------- Support our Sponsors: Babbel: Go to https://babbel.com to get 3 months free with code THEO Bridge Credit Solutions: Schedule your free credit audit today at https://www.bridgecreditsolutions.com/theo Modiphy: Go to https://www.modiphy.com/theo to get 50% off your starting cost -------------------------------------------------- Music: “Get It While You Can” by Robert Finley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61FcT0T4H6Y -------------------------------------------------- Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 -------------------------------------------------- Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips -------------------------------------------------- Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Producer: Riley https://www.instagram.com/rileymaufilms/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Shopify presents Cool Sheets from Aha to...
0:04.0	I suffered from the wrong kind of hot and bed,
0:07.0	heat-induced insomnia.
0:09.0	That was my Aha moment.
0:11.0	Bedsheets that keep you cool.
0:13.0	Then I thought, how do I even sell bedsheets?
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0:30.0	Oh yeah.
0:33.0	Just got back, baby.
0:35.0	Just got back off the road.
0:36.0	And I'm going to go out to eat in a little while.
0:41.0	And so I was trying to get me a little tied,
0:44.0	a little tie it over, you know, snack.
0:48.0	A little, I had me about a nine almonds.
0:52.0	And it had me two yogurts.
0:57.0	I'm going to be honest with you.
1:01.0	You know, there's a time in my life where I, you know,
1:05.0	I probably wouldn't have told anybody that I had yogurt.
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