E380 Belated Valentine's
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
Theo Von
4.8 • 24.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Theo returns with another solo episode to discuss his trip to the last Blockbuster on earth, ending up on a celebrity safari at his first Super Bowl, doorbell memories, and relationship cats.
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| 0:27.8 | Good to be here. |
| 0:31.3 | Happy Valentine's Day to you and to yours. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm thinking about my buddy today, little Bobby Lee, beautiful little guy. |
| 0:44.2 | You know he's really, he's Polynesian. |
| 0:47.4 | He's a little crustacean. |
| 0:50.6 | He's a little cigarette koala. |
| 0:53.8 | And oh dude, he would, he would breastfeed off a damn, he'd breastfeed off a damn nicotine |
| 1:03.6 | camel. |
| 1:05.5 | And I'm not talking about the actual cigarette. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm talking about the animal. |
| 1:08.8 | He'd suck the tit of a damn nicotine desert horse, a camel, thinking about him. |
| 1:21.1 | What's going on dude? |
| 1:22.1 | You know what I was thinking about? |
| 1:26.4 | The doorbell. |
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