Well, Father Harrison, I have terrible news.

What's that, Anthony? What's a terrible news?

Well, the news is that you're not actually here recording with me, and I don't know how to do a good impression of you.

Aw, isn't that so sad? It is sad. So, here's what's going on. First of all, welcome to

clerically speaking. If you are new to the show, don't listen to this show.

This show is going to be different. It's going to be only one half of

clerically speaking and only one half as long, depending on how much I want to talk.

Because something terrible has happened. And Father Harrison

told me the story of why he cannot record today. I'm going to tell you why. So, as you know,

if you listen to the show for a while, Father Harrison comes from a mythical land of Canada.

And on this little island up north in Canada, he has a little parish. But no matter

what the size of the parish, being the pastor, is a very difficult job. And like every priest

who's running a parish during the Tritium, Father Harrison worked very hard and did a beautiful

job with all the liturgies. He sang the exalted for the vigil.

It was amazing. It was beautiful. He offered mass reverently, spiritually, in a way most edifying

to all of his Canadian parishioners. But after all of that, understandably so, Father Harrison

was all tuckered out.

Yes, he was.

So he was going to spend time doing his favorite relaxing activity.

It's very popular in Canada.

Father Harrison went ice fishing.

Now, for those who don't know much about Canada, I understand why you wouldn't know much about Canada.

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