E37 Joanna Hasn’t Seen Her Girlfriend in Two Months with Joanna Simon

Dating Straight

Society & Culture, Relationships

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

After two years with her girlfriend, Joanna has accidentally found herself in a long distance relationship. You don’t often hear about lovers separating for quarantine, but Joanna is here to share why they really did it and how they’re coping with the separation. As the journalists we are, we asked the tough questions: Would you have survived as a couple in isolation? Do you guys phone bone? Have you ever hooked up with someone 10 years older than you? This whole episode will leave you thinking: what? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Amy, hey dad. I'm gay. Oh my God that is so funny. I'm also gay I was gonna tell you.
0:09.8	Wait really? Yeah. And you're listening to dating straight. Hey Amy. Hey Jack, happy
0:18.2	Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
0:25.0	happy birthday to you.
0:27.0	I literally hate when people sing happy birthday to me but hey
0:32.0	things. when people sing happy birthday to me but hey Thanks!
0:35.0	Joanna!
0:36.0	Hey!
0:37.0	Oh man.
0:38.0	Today we have Joanna Simon on the line.
0:41.0	What's up?
0:42.0	Birthday girl. How old are you timing?
0:45.0	24 I don't know why I think about that but so old so so old oh my God everything past 22 old. So true. Jack how old are you? I'm 22. Oh, oh my God. You're not so old. Oh, oh my God, you're about me so old.
1:05.0	Yeah, but y'all be soon also. All right, stay mad, stay mad everyone.
1:07.0	Well, Joe, I almost, I almost, I had planned to get you a put a candle of this like crazy candle
1:17.7	contraption but I forgot into a cake and then he was gonna into eat the cake and I was going to eat it.
1:23.7	A. That's sweet. I mean maybe I can still do that.
1:27.6	I would love to watch you eat a birthday cake on my birthday.
1:31.2	Like that would really do it, maybe I'll do it on like my insta story or something.
1:37.0	That's actually so funny, like to post on Joanna's birthday, you eating you blow it out and then you eat a game that is
1:46.8	so funny to me I think you should that's a quarantine birthday in my opinion
1:51.8	yeah yeah down quarantine birthday at my opinion. Yeah, down. Okay, well welcome Joe before we begin
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