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The Jason Ellis Show

E36 Sealing the Deal

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

54.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Ellis celebrates successfully consummating his marriage. Plus, Kevin's miraculous pale guy powers, sushi boy target practice, and more! -- Thank you to our sponsors: BlueChew: Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code: ELLIS to receive your first month FREE! Keeps: Visit Keeps.com/ELLIs to receive your first month of treatment for FREE! LiquidDeath: Go to LiquidDeath.com/ELLIS to get FREE shipping on ALL water and merch! Manscaped: Visit Manscaped.com and use code: ELLIS to get 20% OFF + FREE shipping! Onnit: Go to Onnit.com/ELLIS for 10% OFF your order now! Cool-Ven: Go to Cool-Ven.com and enter code: ELLIS for 10% OFF! LeanFeast: Go to LeanFeast.com use code: ELLIS for 10% OFF! -- To watch this episode in video subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioxyKNRYJhYFCi85Nvnn3g Website: www.theJasonEllis.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/ellismate -- Jason Ellis @wolfmate Katie Ellis @underwearwolf Michael Tully @tullywood Kevin Kraft @kevinkraft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey guys, Ellis mate reminding you about Anna and their awesome products that they have and that you can get a discount by going to

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on it.com forward slash Ellis and it would also notify on it that you are a listener of the show and we need all that stuff. So we appreciate you from going there.

0:18.2

And remember, there's always new stuff for these guys. They now have a new L for brain black label. So it's even better. It's got some caffeine in there. So I kind of

0:28.2

boost you in the morning and there's all kinds of new stuff. They are constantly evolving a bunch of instant stuff, instant greens, all that stuff. Workout gear. So check it out on it.com forward slash Ellis.

0:40.8

And then my friends at cool van. People are starting to get them are starting to catch on this insulated bag. You can keep your stuff cool. Then in the top, it has a heating plate that you can heat your

0:52.5

food up. You can even cook it if you want to plugs in your car or we're on the go. Compatible for generators and all that. If you go to cool dash

1:01.2

van.com and use the code Ellis, you get yourself a discount and then lean feast. Another thing if you're in a hurry, you work a lot. You

1:09.7

want to have your meals ready to go. Lean feast has a different all kinds of different food to choose from all different kinds of places. If you go the website, you'll see all the different branches

1:18.5

everywhere, you can go in there, get it yourself or you can have it delivered to your doorstep in a cooler weeks where the food just pop in the microwave and it's ready to go. Crazy range past

1:29.6

is donuts, steak, all kinds of lean things you want to do to stay in shape. Go to leanface.com and use the code Ellis, get yourself a discount. Thanks guys.

1:59.6

I'm on the side of the road. I do whatever I want. Have you seen that I'm holding? I'm on the side of the road.

2:24.6

Yeah.

2:32.6

All hail the king. Welcome to the show. Maybe. Yep. Welcome to the show where podcast. I'm Jason Ellis's.

2:52.0

Mark Italian and Mrs. Cool beans. Also known as Kevin Kraft. My wife, my factor. She's over there. Her name's Katie Ellis. You finally sealed the deal, huh? Give it a

3:03.4

broad nice. Nice. Nice. Consume. Right. Marriage. Right. Long game. Right. Who's happened now when she least expected it to Michael.

3:11.6

Eventually, wives will let their guard down. That's right. And when she did boom. Yep. Right in the count. Consume. Shout.

3:21.6

Yeah. Right in the snatch. Jackson. Oh, fucking cock high fives to the surface. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's all I was. Yeah. No bedbots to the serves.

3:37.6

Oh, man. I was right. Cards for hallmark. Everything else falls through. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah. Wait. That's that's a that's a lover. Right. That's a guy that really luck is about his significant other. Yep.

3:55.4

When they take that card back. Mm-hmm. You know, my friend, Florida guy on the weekend, Eddie Jackson shed out to Eddie Jackson, MMA. Yeah.

4:05.0

Um, he fought a guy that had a mullet white guy that had like a mullet, but he had really curly hair. So we had, you know, one of those mullets where

4:15.0

the fro back mullets is even more intense because he's hair so curly. It's like a real because he shaved the side bits and then the back is

4:24.4

when he got sweaty, then the mullet started to like disappear and it just looked like he had like a bit of a fro

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