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All right.

All rise.

That's what they say sometime.

You know, if I was working at a courthouse, I would probably say to add a lot.

All rise.

Somebody says it.

I don't know who.

Or if I worked at a bakery and I was like, in there by myself all night, maybe I'd

dress up in like a judge.

The judge, that's who says it.

So if I worked at a bakery, maybe I would dress up in like a judge's outfit.

Because I know a girl named Gwendolyn.

She works at a bakery and she's in there by herself.

If you want to kill somebody, do what you shouldn't, obviously.

But if you wanted to, a baker is, they're get there at like two, thirty or three.

They in there, bacon, wearing aprons, sexy, you know.

But anyway, I don't condone any of that kind of behavior.

But what I'm saying is if you were a baker, you could put on a judge's outfit and get

bright up by the oven by the glass and be like, all rise.

That's what I would do.

I mean, I'd be so damn bored.

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