E358 All Rise

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Theo talks about his weekend in San Diego, going on Jocko Willink’s podcast, the rise of Paddy Pimblett, the Joe Rogan Covid Experience and the side effects of too much social media. Plus, Theo listens to some voicemails about last weeks discussion of the American flag and the current state of the Pledge of Allegiance. New Merch: http://theovonstore.com New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Music: "Baptise Me" - Robert Randolph and the Family Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek&t=0s “Makin’ It” - Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqi6QYs3jg&t=0s Support our Sponsors: Modiphy: visit https://www.modiphy.com/theo and get a $250 credit when you subscribe for your world-class website Bridge Credit Solutions: https://bridgecreditsolutions.com/theo Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastw... Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK... Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDugan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by liquid death.
0:03.5	All right.
0:05.5	All rise.
0:06.5	That's what they say sometime.
0:10.0	You know, if I was working at a courthouse, I would probably say to add a lot.
0:18.2	All rise.
0:19.8	Somebody says it.
0:20.8	I don't know who.
0:22.8	Or if I worked at a bakery and I was like, in there by myself all night, maybe I'd
0:29.2	dress up in like a judge.
0:30.9	The judge, that's who says it.
0:34.2	So if I worked at a bakery, maybe I would dress up in like a judge's outfit.
0:38.4	Because I know a girl named Gwendolyn.
0:42.6	She works at a bakery and she's in there by herself.
0:48.7	If you want to kill somebody, do what you shouldn't, obviously.
0:52.1	But if you wanted to, a baker is, they're get there at like two, thirty or three.
0:59.6	They in there, bacon, wearing aprons, sexy, you know.
1:06.8	But anyway, I don't condone any of that kind of behavior.
1:08.9	But what I'm saying is if you were a baker, you could put on a judge's outfit and get
1:15.6	bright up by the oven by the glass and be like, all rise.
1:23.8	That's what I would do.
1:24.8	I mean, I'd be so damn bored.
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