E352 Red Rover

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Theo talks about spending the week at Jimmy John's "Summer Camp" with Travis Tritt, Kid Rock and The Zac Brown Band, breaks down controversies surrounding Covid and the Tokyo Olympics and tries to help young Riley Mau get into the dating scene. New Merch: https://theovonstore.com New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Music: "Little Black Flies" - Eddie 9Vhttps://songwhip.com/eddie-9v/little-black-flies "Every Night" - Jameson Floodhttps://bit.ly/3fM8Gbd Support our Sponsors: Manscaped: https://manscaped.com/theo for 20% OFF and FREE ShippingUpstart: https://upstart.com/Theo for a fast and easy way to pay off your debtBabbel: https://Babbel.com/ use promo code THEOFreshly: https://freshly.com/theo Grey Block Pizza: https://www.greyblockpizza.comLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDugan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's a shirt you wear brother small yeah, and how is that feel on you?
0:05.6	Is it feel tight feels good what a little tight but good?
0:11.9	Amen brother
0:14.6	All right today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza
0:19.2	Gray block pizza 1811 pico boulevard on the weight of the beach gray block get that hitter baby
0:25.5	You know, I really I live between them. I live kind of between a I
0:33.5	Live in a lot. I kind of go with a large shirt and
0:39.0	Sometimes I want to be in an exhale
0:42.9	You know, I want to just be in an exhale. I want people to see me and be like oh, yeah, he wears an exhale
0:48.7	You know, I want the ladies to see me and say oh, yeah, that's the next cell fella. That's a real
0:53.9	You know, that's a style you know something
0:58.3	Because I feel sometimes like a little you know, I
1:03.4	Mean I was so excited when I got from a medium to an L I was I
1:07.9	Remember I bought myself a damn can of beer when I when I did it
1:13.2	You know when I got from that medium to that L I remember getting myself a damn cold can of beer and
1:18.2	God, I just felt like I had made it
1:24.7	You know and
1:26.9	And some people you know you the your size you run out of size, you know God only gives you so much size and you run out of
1:34.2	You know, you know, he doesn't give you enough yarn to keep sewing yourself bigger and bigger and so you run out and
1:42.7	You kind of
1:44.7	You know, you're stuck with the quilt that you are and
1:47.3	And you're always I feel like as a man
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