Happy Halloween. I am as confused as the rest of those watching on YouTube right now. As you can see, I got in the spirit by wearing a sweater, but I feel like I'm about to be like severely upstaged because the screen is blank.

Christine said it's been blank since we started our recording session and I've been hearing the craziest fucking sounds coming through her microphone.

I think she's just wrapped up in a big cellophane bow and that was M's guess.

Eve, I guess that I was Mr. cellophane. I was like, you I guess sound like it. Yeah, I don't it sounds like either you just you're dressed as Scotch tape or you'd used a lot of it. It's one of the two. So with with that here, welcome to the stage Christine.

Thank you. Let me turn this on real quick.

Oh, my God. You're Jeff the mongoose. I am not a spirit. I am a little extra extra clever mongoose. You hello.

Here's my tail. Wait, where's my tail? Wait, where's my tail? Uh-oh. I lost it. Oh, Mike. Well, that sounds like something the eighth wonder of the world would do. What are you doing? Why do you have? It was ring pops. That's what you were opening up.

Why ring pops? What's the reference? I don't know. He's just like he's always saying like how extra he is and how he's like the next best great thing. So I bought a bunch of ring pops to wear on my hands and a gold crown. Um, and oh, there's my sale. Christine, you.

I got to be honest. Your eighth wonder of the world site. What's on the other side of that? I got to know it's a cupcake, isn't it? Oh, best day ever hungry caterpillar. I see. Okay, recycle. Okay, reuse.

Reuse. Recycle. Um, eighth wonder of the world. I now I feel so bad. I didn't dress up. I was trying to know I was this was a development that occurred within the last hour or so. And that feels right. Your brain just went, you know what I should do? Really fucking, you know, it would be fine.

I was on the way to pick Leona up and I stopped at Target. And what I'm mad about myself about is that I wore a fox costume two years ago when we did our little Halloween. Yeah, and I must have donated it. I tore my whole house apart. This way, I don't get rid of things. I was like, oh, that'll be perfect. So then I go to Target. And I'm like, I'll just buy the same one and hope I find the other one and return it.

They don't sell it anymore. So I had to buy an EV Pokemon costume. I was going to say this years are giving Pokemon a little bit. I shrunk them down a bit. They were much bigger. Oh, my gosh. Are you an artist? Yeah, I am. So I can have you not met me. I'm Jeff the Mongoose. I'm, you know, everything you think I am and more. She said it not me. Also, I really actually love the ring pop situation because it's thank you. That feel. I mean, he was, we always, I think we send the episode itself.

That he really is giving Gemma and I energy and he's got the dramatic flare. So exactly that's exactly what I was going for. He that would be very

a vain bedazzled in some way. Yeah, you know, I almost I was going to buy also some chains because he also says I looked at a bunch of quotes. He also says, I am a ghost in the form of a weasel. And I shall haunt you with weird noises and clanking chains. And so I did the weird noises already with my, you know, cellophane.

The chains would have been a good addition. And then I'm going to say one more here. I know who I am, but I shant tell you I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet. And if you saw me, you'd faint. You'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt. I'll split the atom. I am the fifth dimension. I am the eighth wonder of the world. And that's me.

I mean, I couldn't be more proud to know you and also terrified.

As my you made my lights freak out over here. I don't know what's going on. That's the go. You know, the day you did Jeff the Mungers changed my life. And I realized just how like how our souls were intertwined. Not yours a mind, but Jeff's a mind. And so it just felt right. Thank you. Well, I even though I look like Evie from Pokemon. No, I'm not sure.

Pokemon. No, the glasses and the ring pops and also couldn't be more Christine of you to now just like have 10 sticky fingers for the rest of the day.

So sticky. It's horrible. And I keep eating them for some reason. It's not just one ring pop. It is your whole hand. You look like an Italian mob boss. You kiss my ring. That's exactly what I was going for. Thank you.

The crown is giving where the wild things are. Yeah, yeah, I had to buy a pack five pack of these. So I have to reuse them for something. You want to loop it over your ear?

Maybe that's so great. Yeah. Oh, my God. There you go. You don't look any worse. I'll tell you that. But anyway, I'm sorry for all the, you know, calamity. But here I am.

Sorry, everyone. We had some technical difficulties where Jeff the Mongoose took over the sound waves. And we hopefully Christine sounds a little crisper now.

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