E349 Last Words

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Theo talks about his experience in Vegas for the Dustin Poirier v. Conor McGregor fight, Riley Mau returns to discuss his love life and the recent attacks on Asian Americans and Theo thinks long and hard about what he'd like his last words to be. New Merch: https://theovonstore.com New Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour Music: "The Come Up" - Eddie 9Vhttps://linktr.ee/Eddie9V Support our Sponsors: The Ladders: https://TheLadders.com/TheoBetterhelp: https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% OFF your First MonthHeadspace: https://headspace.com/theo for a One-Month FREE TrialManscaped: https://manscaped.com/theo for 20% OFF and FREE Shipping ShipStation: https://shipstation.com promo code THEO for 2 months FREE shippingGrey Block Pizza: https://www.greyblockpizza.comLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://instagram.com/SeanDugan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:40.2	Oh, well, I'm alive.
0:45.6	That's the first thing I noticed about myself this morning when I got up.
0:51.1	I'm still alive.
0:54.4	You know it's a...
0:58.2	It's not like guarantee.
1:00.8	Some people dying or sleep. I wonder how far would I like that?
1:06.0	Dying in my sleep.
1:11.9	I almost... The thing about dying and you're sleeping people don't think about this.
1:17.3	If you're dying your sleep you don't get any last words.
1:23.2	That last serving of outspoken.
1:28.3	You don't get to say anything.
1:30.9	If you're stabbed or if you fall down some stairs or say...
1:37.1	If you're stabbed you can...
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