E347 Biggie Smallsberg

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Theo talks about his recent experience with intensive therapy in Arizona, breaks down the Olympics controversy and Tour de France crash, and discusses how far Sonic restaurant has fallen since his childhood heyday. Plus, Theo sits down with his little nephews, Max and Zephy, to ask them some very important questions.

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0:00.0	Alright baby boys and baby bats. I'm that baby bat boy. You know what I'm saying? I'll shit in your yard son. You feel me gang
0:08.0	We out here. We staying alive. Baby. That's all there is to it
0:11.8	We staying alive on the Lord's blood drive son
0:15.8	You know I'm that I'm that freaking jam-pired dog. I'll suck that jelly-broy
0:21.8	Write out your freaking nephews neck you know this
0:26.4	You know what I'm saying? I'll get that she serves boy. I'll suck that that
0:33.3	Pre-serves right out your grandmother's freaking spinal column boy, you know, L5S
0:40.0	Yum, baby. You feel me. I'm getting it. Let's start this podcast today. Maybe I got that raspy voice and a lot of y'all already wet
0:48.8	From it baby a lot of y'all already greased up down in that bottom knuckle, baby. You know what I'm saying that weaner
0:54.3	And a lot of y'all fellas probably already sadly. I mean not sadly. It's okay, and it's good if you are
1:01.2	But some of y'all already probably dripping off that bag from daddy
1:04.7	making y'all damn baby, but that's what it is
1:11.9	What it is what it ain't does the baby need a spank let's go
1:17.4	You know it and I know it
1:28.7	Come on
1:33.0	I'm gonna come up
1:35.2	Yeah
1:37.2	It feels real good. I don't know I've been so blue
1:39.7	I'm gonna come up
1:44.4	I'm gonna come up you know it
1:48.4	It feels so good to have a brand new view
1:55.5	Well, I just broke up with my baby
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