Hey, you, hey, you, what's going on?

Um, okay.

I tried to do a cool casual thing where I was like, oh, am I something cool to say in the intro

and I've got so wigged out that now I'm feeling insecure about it, but you got wigged out

me? Yeah, you were like, okay. And now I feel like I stepped on your toes. No, okay,

was she saying, ask where I drink, which was like, that was the plan. I know, but sometimes

we get autotopic and then like spent 15 minutes. And I have like a big thing. So I want to

get to it before we like, you know, go the wrong direction. So okay, hang on, hang on.

Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

why do you, why do you drink? Oh, um, that's a great question. And thank you so much for

thinking of me. So we got this, I don't know if you've gotten this yet. I feel like you

would have told me, but we got these, this package is a belated birthday gift. And I don't

know how often you check your mail over there, but, uh, we, I finally checked my mail and

we got this amazing fucking birthday package. And it's from the, and that's why I drink

secret gift group, of course, because they're always doing things. And they were like, you

know, they basically said like you to innocently say something like we want to like make it happen.

And then they like actually do. So this year, last year they made those tarot cards,

remember? This year, they made fucking cryptid trading cards. Like you said, you wanted,

like remember, we talked about baseball cards and like, you were like, I wish there were

no, I remember. Yeah. What do they look like? Lemon mascots league. Oh my God. And they

have like another whole thing where each, each, um, cryptid has its own, uh, like player

quick facts. And it has, uh, the artist, their Instagram handle. And oh, sorry, my babies

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