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Today's guests are, you know, through those front line tongue ninjas. Maybe you know what I'm saying.

I mean, these guys are, you know, the the the the senseis of selling. They're a father and son duo from San Marcos, Texas.

They work in a business that I know nothing about, but I'm very curious to learn.

Today's guests, we are very honored to have in studio. It is Cameron and his father, Spanky Nichols, and they are auctioneer.

Samaritan, Samaritan, Samaritan.

That was a cool spot man. Is it your first time here? Yeah. My first time too.

Okay. Very cool spot. And you've been sober ever since? No, I haven't been sober ever since. I've had a couple relapses here and there.

But every day is a work in progress. Yeah, it really is dude. I'm grateful to have each new day, you know, and just try to have a good attitude when I get up.

Right. Yeah. If I can start out decent, I usually do pretty well. Yeah.

Which when I start out, yeah. So you don't want to go have a drink with me later. Not probably not, man. I'll watch you drink, dude.

I'll buy you some steroids, dude. If you want. We used to do a good bit of, you know, one of my buddies one night, we were, I was doing some touring somewhere and he's like, he's like three a.m.

He's like, hey, man, I want to get some drug, you know, give me some money. And I was like, all right, you know, I'm not going out there to get him.

But I'll, you know what I'm saying? I'll be a part of it. Fiscally, I'll be a part of the involved. Yeah. Right. Right. So I give him some money. And then he comes back like two hours later, man.

He had steroids on him. He's like, he's a barter. And he had injectable steroids, man. I said, well, it takes two weeks to get in your system. Yeah.

So even if we do him right now, we got to, you know, I got to get a gym membership and then you and I got to be back up in a couple weeks.

So it's not a good idea. So we decided not to worry. I'm sitting here with Cam and spanky and you guys are auctioneer, man, right?

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