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🗓️ 26 May 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Theo takes calls from listeners who got "big wins" recently, talks about what really goes down in Hampton Inns and helps out a soldier leaving the military figure out his next step in life. Plus, Theo surprises a hard-working, single mom and her kids with a FaceTime call.
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0:00.0 | Alright, check, baby. I'm trying to get wet, man. |
0:05.4 | That's one thing, you know, I'm trying to get wet. I notice I'm trying in the summer. I'm trying to get wet. |
0:14.1 | And that was always a key |
0:17.9 | deal for me as a child, you know. We had a fellow that lived down the street from Muscle, |
0:23.6 | a fellow named Buggy, you know, and he was mixed, man. Little black, white. I mean, his daddy was |
0:33.9 | white and his, they pretended his mom was, his mom was, well, his daddy knocked up the woman that |
0:42.0 | swept out the school bus. His daddy was our bus driver, Big Milford and he didn't, you know, |
0:49.9 | he didn't know a lot of the letters of the alphabet and you, some of them you'd surprise and |
0:55.4 | you'd show them on a thing, you know, QRST and he didn't, he just couldn't stand, he don't, |
1:04.2 | he would kind of shut down, he just couldn't handle it. You know, he'd never been, |
1:12.3 | you know, he'd never been educationally succumbed to the truth. |
1:15.9 | And anyway, but he drove the school bus and he eventually got laid off for a driving shirtless |
1:24.1 | and driving under the influence of alcohol and running the button and hitting stuff with the bus, |
1:31.2 | trees and other stuff that you just can do if you have children on board, you know. And anyway, |
1:38.8 | but so what happened, he, he knocked up a lady that swept out the school bus and this was a |
1:51.0 | black woman and he knocked her up and so they had a child but they pretended that the child was |
1:55.2 | with him and his regular white wife. So it was just, you know, it was just a real fairest wheel of |
2:05.2 | of sex and secrets and and school busary type shit, you know, praise God, baby. Let's get into it. |
2:16.3 | This is Matthew Cossiol, runs in the family. |
2:46.3 | Let the family fight. |
2:56.0 | Let's go. |
2:58.1 | It's just a matter of time. |
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