E335 The Gospel of Chillax and a Plot Tornado

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 335 and is Christine group texting the entire audience of a Taylor Swift concert? This week Em brings us the wild and pious (or is it?) tale of Sister Magdalena of the Cross. Then Christine covers the notorious and fascinating Lady of the Dunes case from Provincetown, Massachusetts. And lastly, we're so sorry for all the technical difficulties. We think Christine's WiFi was haunted by talk of renovating her rusty pipes... and that's why we drink! Don't miss out on Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet's last few shows of the summer! beachtoosandy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, Christine, my little hercine shifter. Hi. My favorite little monster. How are you?
0:23.4	I'm fine. How are you? I'm excellent. Thank you for asking. A new follow-up
0:27.6	voice song came out today and I'm so thrilled you asked my opinion about it. It's so good and it's
0:34.4	basically a cover of Billie Jolves. We didn't start the fire but with from 1989 to 2023.
0:44.4	Oh, I don't know what that means entirely but it sounds good. Well, you know, like in we didn't
0:50.2	start the fire. He's like, yeah, Vietnam blah blah blah. So this one is like, you know,
0:56.4	Pokemon. Oh, I got that. George Floyd, Trump got indicted twice and he says in the song,
1:05.2	Golden State Killer or Golden State Killer got caught is one of the lines.
1:10.8	Okay. And then another line is Fermi Paradox. Oh, okay. So that's a 10 out of 10 for me.
1:16.9	I got to tell you I was beside myself. It's better than the original. Sorry, Billie.
1:22.4	Fermi Paradox is where I'm sitting and Pokemon doesn't hurt. Screamed. It's like stranger things,
1:29.8	Tiger King. It's so good. You guys. Sounds pretty good. Did I tell you a secret?
1:38.7	Did you tell me a secret? What? I got tickets to the follow-up boy concert in like a couple weeks
1:44.7	and I surprised Renee and she's going to drive down and we're going to go. Oh, that's very fun.
1:49.5	When was last time you saw them live? I saw them in Cleveland with their name like
1:55.7	preco I think it was pre-COVID. Oh, oh. Oh, wow. Okay. I know. I'm so excited. Wow. What's your
2:03.9	favorite song that they do live? They performed Hum Halle, Luiya, which is the song that I'm going to
2:09.9	get my tattoo of and it's kind of like a lesser known song or at least like a less popular one.
2:17.6	And so it was not on the set list that I had like studied and prepared for and when they sang it,
2:23.5	Renee and I were like, it's a sign because it was our song, you know. So I'm hoping they sing that
2:29.2	but now I want them to sing about the Fermi Paradox. I mean, I wonder if you're going to have to
2:36.8	practice your chant because when that comes out live, you're going to have to know what they're saying.
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