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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Theo discusses his views on St. Patrick's Day, the Bill Burr controversy at the Grammy's, Panda Express hazing it's new employees and buying a new house in Nashville. Plus, Theo gives a single mom with Stage 4 cancer a big surprise. https://bit.ly/theo-von New Merch: theovonstore.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. This episode is brought to you by:The Zebra: https://TheZebra.com/theoGrubhub: https://www.grubhub.com Get the food you love with Perks from GrubhubBlueChew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order freeLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Music:Grady Spencer - “Our Time”https://youtu.be/_H6FsUAhNIM Larry Fleet - “Where I Find God”https://youtu.be/Lzl8-_4qzyk Hit the Hotline985-664-9503 Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:43.7	You know, happy St. Patrick's Day.
0:47.0	If you get sunburn easily or you or if somebody slaps you, everybody can tell.
0:56.0	And this holiday is for you.
0:59.7	If you, if dogs get angry at you sometimes when they see you, because it can be a little
1:08.7	shocking, you know, just the contrast or, you know, the contrast of just the reflection
1:20.9	coming off you sometimes can do that.
1:24.4	And this holiday is for you.
1:29.1	Happy St. Patrick's Day.
1:31.3	If two or three minutes in the sun can absolutely put you in the hospital maybe and maybe even
1:37.5	affect your DNA so that your children and great, great, grand children and everyone you know
1:44.6	ends up being addicted to alcohol.
1:47.5	And this holiday is for you.
1:55.9	What are some famous saints they had?
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