E326 Kilo & Stitch

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Theo discusses the new, gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head, getting mobbed by Nashvillians when walking with Kid Rock, a woman who found a kilo of cocaine in a thrift shop crochet set and the passing of his friend and fellow comedian, Erik Myers.

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0:37.2	All right good to be here today good to be with you alive
0:41.8	We are living here in time
0:45.9	And I got some sage actually a
0:49.9	Little bit of sage right here. I'll just let it
0:53.0	They say it wards off the devil and
0:59.4	Everybody
1:01.0	Anybody like that you know Frankenstein everybody
1:07.4	Hmm damn I let that hot batch fam
1:11.8	PG baby PTL you know it and this stuff when we didn't have all
1:17.7	Mara why don't we use to hit this shit pretty hard man?
1:20.4	I
1:22.4	Mean I I didn't get high of a damn I'd be at peace. I remember being at peace for all the entire
1:27.5	seventh grade
1:29.0	Because of that damn I can't get it to go out
1:32.4	For some of this liquid death on it. I don't help there we go
1:40.4	Good to be here good to be alive and shut out sage Lanarker
1:47.0	Shut out sage Lanarker. They had a man in our town
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