Oh, Christine.

We, I basically just woke up and already Christine has done a deep dive and stocked somebody. We know.

Just someone who is like, it was just like to shit on them. I, we were trying to get to the bottom of a social situation or something of something. And you know what?

As I said 10 minutes ago, I'll say again, you give Christine 30 seconds in a Wi-Fi connection and anything's possible. And the Wi-Fi connection is key. Otherwise, I really am just playing best fiends and like doing nothing good with my time.

Anyway, that's, that's all we've done so far. That's all we've done today. That's about it. In the time I've been conscious that that was the only successful thing that's happened so far. It was me as Christine.

So, Christine, what's going on? Homeless. I miss you. I miss you too. I'm loving your fuchsia lighting. It's very, I don't know, trendy. I like it. You know, I don't know if I like it, but I was like these, these babies change color. So actually really like it. I'm usually not like a hot pink kind of gal. But oh, look, I'm wearing a hot pink on my shirt.

Today's feeling pink. So I think she's a little pinky. I, yeah, I don't know. I was feeling I'm in a hermit mode. I think because I know we're about to go back out on the road. And so I'm feeling a little not wanting to feel like there's daylight anywhere near me. So I picked a moody color.

I like it. And I am sorry that you have to fly. I have to drive, which I feel like there's pros and cons. Yeah, I'm almost happier to fly. Yeah, I feel like it depends. This, it'll be a, I mean, we have a toddler driving with a baby. Okay, yes. Yes. Help me. Wow. By the way, my mother has volunteered herself to ride with us from Raleigh to Charlotte. Did you know this? I know.

Oh, how would I know that? But I love that you asked me. Thank you for asking because honestly with her behavior, she could just know what there have been times where I learned information before you and it pertained to you and not me. So I guess that's a fair question. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I am doing my darn just to make sure that's a clear firm. No, just help. I got it. What?

Call me. I'm gonna say she's gonna hear this by the way. Oh, yeah, she listens to the show. She does. I know. I really, I don't. This will be a test. Maybe she's been lying this whole time. Okay, Linda. Here's a secret passcode. No. Um, what you need to tell her is that we're driving a like a say, oh, we just rented the cheapest car from budget rental. We can find. And then she's not going to want to ride with us. She'll be like, absolutely not. Yeah, she'll be like, I'm going to upgrade you to the SUV.

And then actually there, you know, she would do that to get herself in the car. She'd be like, I'll pay for the. I'm saying that's we got to use this to our advantage. Um, no, she, I guess she's gonna be in Raleigh, but she doesn't have a way to get to Charlotte. But like, girl, you could get you could get to Charlotte.

She literally works in Charlotte sometime. So like, I'm like, you know how to get there. But I help. I don't know how you're like, yeah, for me, a business woman. And she was like, what do you think about me riding with you? I literally, by the way, this is after years of me saying.

Before I show, I am basically I go nonverbal. I'm fully catatonic. I am not a tonic. Not only am I not fun. I truly am. I'm, I'm, I might as well be a mannequin. I don't know how to speak. I don't know. I barely know how to breathe.

Like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not only a bad time. Like, I'm fully like not there. Um, and my mom still still is like, well, how about I just ride with you? And what is, we think she's gonna also be silent in the car. No, like she's gonna. That means even. Well, I mean, I, I, I, well, that means the two of you have to carry it on your back. And I told you I'm bringing my child. I'm going on my own.

Right. I was like, we've already had this conversation on Slack. I am not attending with you and even the car because I have a toddler. So good luck with that. Um, Eva's probably having a panic attack somewhere. It's okay. If I'm texting my mom now, I just, uh, we'll have a figure out by the time we get there. But she's really, um, man, she, I'm sure she was just double checking before she like, and she needs a ride. Like, I get it.

Carp, but also I don't get it. She's never seen me that fully like unhinged. And like, I don't need. Oh, maybe now's the time. Yeah. Right. The 24 hours in me being on a stage. That's right. Yes. Um, yeah.

So anyway, that's just what I've had to deal with it for years. I know. And God bless you. But that's a special little personality trade. Only you get to see. I think. So, um, we'll keep, we'll keep my mom away from that.

Anyway, special. That's um, let's make that why I drink this week. I love that. That's a good reason. Um, and you, oh, and I'm drinking a cold brew out of this.

Glere's get a fast mug love a get a, yeah, gliers get a 75 years celebration of get a, um, drinking cold brew. I have another ghost update. Oh, wow. Well, okay.

I feel like what I feel like it is, but maybe it's not that interesting, but I, I, it made it, it did that thing to me where I felt like the, the, like, the chill rushed through my body. So I feel like it's interesting, but maybe it's not. Tell me if it's boring. And I'll stop talking about it. But

shhh.

I say to the person who gives us regular updates on their hair and glasses situation. So I don't know why I'm asking for your blessing, but you say to the person who, like, has mastered the eye roll every half a second. Yeah.

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