E313 Season's Greetings

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Theo talks about going into the caves of Kentucky, the power of the phrase "Everything is going to be OK" and gets emotional listening to voicemails from fans. Plus, Theo sits down with the one and only Kris Kringle - aka - Santa Claus, for an exclusive interview. New Merch https://theovonstore.com This episode is brought to you by: The Zebra: https://thezebra.com/theo Manscaped: https://manscaped.com/theo Blue Chew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO Headspace: https://headspace.com/theo Magic Mind: https://magicmind.co and use promo code THEO for 10% off ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Associate Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we are here.
0:02.6	We are here.
0:04.4	It is Friday, December 1, 8 in the year 2020.
0:11.4	And you know, it's wild.
0:15.6	Some people thought we'd never make it to 2020.
0:18.7	Some people, they call naysayers.
0:21.6	And that's a naysayer.
0:24.2	And you say it and they say nay.
0:27.4	And that's a naysayer, bro.
0:32.8	But here we are.
0:35.8	You know, and we are just rambling through time.
0:41.0	It's kind of interesting, even if I just sit down and do nothing,
0:43.4	I'm still traveling at the speed of time.
0:51.4	It's really interesting when you think about you could lay in a bed.
0:54.2	You could be in a damn coma, bro.
0:56.8	You could be in a food coma and a real coma.
1:00.4	You could have been in a car accident after Thanksgiving.
1:06.4	And so you double-combat lay in there.
1:12.0	I mean, just still is a damn frozen orphan.
1:17.8	And you're still traveling through time.
1:25.2	You still clocking miles, you know.
1:28.0	I think it was maybe episode 60 or something they had.
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