E310 Thanksliving

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Theo talks about how he spent his Thanksgiving out in the Central East, gives more advice on how to crush your "Best Man" speech and tells us how to keep good Karma coming our way during this holiday season. New Merch https://theovonstore.com This episode is brought to you by: RayCon: Visit https://buyraycon.com/theo for 15% off Tushy: https://hellotushy.com/theo for 10% off GrubHub: https://www.grubhub.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music: "Get It While You Can" - Robert Finley https://bit.ly/3fQ4NR7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Associate Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Amen and that's what they say sometimes you see a man some gay fellow said like that
0:07.8	You know, he'll kind of
0:10.3	They'll use it at to halacha
0:13.8	You know if you got a buddy. It's a homosexual or a
0:17.8	You know
0:20.7	Registered you know or not registered, but just you know
0:24.5	gay some men is gay
0:26.5	And you know, that's how it is sometimes you see a man and next thing you know they trying to you know
0:33.5	Do a piggyback on the front of you
0:36.2	and that's
0:38.2	you know, that's just
0:41.3	That's society, bro
0:43.7	That's society and this I
0:47.4	Mean they if they legalized it and that's what it is baby. So um
0:51.9	What else is going on man? Who knows baby boy?
0:58.5	Who knows what's up
1:03.0	Hopefully your spirits are hopefully you had a good weekend
1:08.6	Got that turkey
1:10.6	Hopefully everybody got birded out
1:13.9	Because that's what they hit you with that bird and a lot of things can happen after Thanksgiving meal
1:18.2	You know a lot of time somebody'll steal your wallet right at when you buzzed out on that bird
1:28.6	You know you have a little bit of that turkey bro. Next thing you know somebody stole your rims off your car
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