E31 Two Pumps on a Futon

Schnitt Talk

Barstool Sports

Society & Culture

4.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

To go out, or not to go out? That is the question. This week is all about FOMO and knowing if you're being a wet rag or if you're really putting your own wellbeing first. For The Boys this week, we tell our male listens what we think the perfect summer bar outfit is for you to attract and break the ice with the ladies. What My Therapist Said This Week This Week will help you with realizing that you're feelings don't have a time limit, and if something makes you angry and upset, you have a right to be angry and upset for as long as you'd like. This week's Hinge segment gets very personal as we live critique our very datable friends horrendous dating profile.

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0:00.0	Hey barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify
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0:08.3	Like you really need to be like, do I, what do I care about more, my health, happiness
0:12.5	and well-being?
0:14.1	Or like two pumps on a futon?
0:15.9	Two pumps on a futon.
0:16.9	Because that could happen to you.
0:18.4	Two pumps.
0:19.4	With the lights on.
0:23.2	Anyways.
0:24.2	Yeah, that's what FOMO boils down to.
0:26.2	That's what FOMO boils down to.
0:28.2	So horrifying.
0:53.1	What's up everybody, welcome back to another episode of Schnitt Talk of Barstool Sports
0:56.7	Podcasts.
0:57.7	I don't know why I do that.
0:59.7	If you don't know about honey, I don't know how because we talk about it every single
1:03.7	week.
1:04.7	But basically, honey is an online browser plugin.
1:08.4	You download it and two clicks to your browser and it automatically finds the best coupon
1:12.9	codes on the internet and delivers them straight to you.
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