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Dating Straight

E31 Jealousy Is A Disease, Bitch! with Hannah Berner

Dating Straight

Dating Straight

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

What’s up Quarantinies. Before isolation, we had on Bravo’s very own Hannah Berner from Summer House! And she’s here to talk fuckboys, dating while being on a reality show, and how she got to be on one. We are jealous and it shows! Not only are we jealous, but Amy’s mental health is rapidly declining, and that shows too. Jack was sick (!!!) and who was to know what was coming for us all... Yikes... Anyway, stay safe, stay inside, and we are looking forward to sharing with you what dating in quarantine looks like. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

Let's do a little pre-show.

0:03.1

Hannah, this is just audio only, so take off your makeup.

0:09.1

How was your stand-up thing last night?

0:11.1

Oh my god, it was the first time I performed in LA and I was I missed it. No it's okay I was freaking out and I was I wanted to sell it out and I had like 50 tickets left and I was I went on hinge and I just started matching with everyone and just

0:27.7

sent like I said yo-yo that was my go-to to say like to make it like don't try to fuck me like yeah. Yeah. Yeah got it. It doesn't work

0:37.2

I bet guys love that yeah they might like oh one of the boy. Yeah, and then if they got past Yo-Yo, it said, come to my comedy show tonight at the

0:47.5

Dynasty typewriter, We-ho, 8 p.m.

0:49.8

Like I didn't want, I was just like, this is the info, if you want to see me to see me see me yeah and one guy was like oh wow we got a genius on our hands

0:58.6

and I was like no y'all special yeah I think I was like I am but you're the my favorite. Oh God

1:05.2

The straight man is so dumb and then I was like then one guy was like you know what I respect the hustle and I was like did they go did anyone from

1:13.9

hinge I did it in the morning and then I had a crazy day and like didn't even

1:17.2

check hinge and then I like kind of waited to make sure I didn't just go see people after I was like let people leave a little because I didn't just go see people after.

1:23.0

I was like let people leave a little

1:25.0

because I didn't, I just didn't want to get murdered.

1:27.0

And then it was like just my friends who waited after

1:29.0

and I was like,

1:30.0

thank God. Maybe you should have gotten on grinder

1:32.0

and just been like, hey, like I'm an ally and because I feel like gays would support like a woman on Bravo.

1:40.0

Okay, like more than 100 more than hinge boys. I was on um, Jeff Epstein's pop go goggles

1:46.8

podcast and he's gay and he's sober and I was like, what are you doing tonight?

1:53.3

And he's like, oh, I'm talking at an AA meeting.

1:55.2

And I go, I have an announcement for you.

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