E308 Medium Debbie

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Theo talks about the differences between campers and the homeless, gives advice on how to make a good "Best Man" speech, meeting with the promiscuous Medium Debbie in the window and how to apply "Ask her out" to all facets of your life. New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by: Faherty https://fahertybrand.com/theo for 25% off Magic Mind https://magicmind.co and use promo code THEO for 10% off Betterhelp https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% OFF your First Month Bridge Credit Solutions https://bridgecreditsolutions.com/theo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn "Makin' It" - Bishop Gunn https://bit.ly/3kLavV9 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastw... Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Associate Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Medium Debbie, baby.
0:09.0	I don't know where to begin, man.
0:12.0	That's what I feel sometimes. I don't know where.
0:15.0	I don't know where to begin.
0:20.0	You know, I think a lot of people during the, uh,
0:23.0	during this pandy have been feeling like,
0:28.0	like, just they don't know where they are in the stream.
0:35.0	You know, it used to be before the,
0:39.0	the disease came. You knew if you were, uh,
0:42.0	you know, if you were a salmon, if you were swimming upstream,
0:45.0	looking to have an egg or something, have a baby.
0:49.0	You knew if you were a frog, you were kind of sitting on the bank,
0:52.0	kind of watching things go on.
0:54.0	You knew if you were a snake.
0:58.0	You know, you kind of knew where you were in the stream.
1:05.0	And now I kind of feel like the stream has just gotten,
1:10.0	it's cold a second.
1:13.0	You know, the stream is backing up. I mean, it's,
1:17.0	the river's coming up and people's toilets. I don't, uh,
1:20.0	you know, sometimes I just don't know,
1:24.0	I just, I was in the current before.
1:26.0	I felt like I will come in this current.
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