E301 A Mortician

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Theo sits down with mortician and dark arts specialist, Frank Giles, on this week's podcast in Nashville, TN. After embalming over 4,000 stiffs, Frank Giles is a certified bellhop for the LORD! New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you: Manscaped https://manscaped.com/theo Mint Mobile https://mintmobile.com/theo Raycon https://buyraycon.com/theo for 15% DISCOUNT on Raycon Wireless Earbuds Betterhelp https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% OFF your First Month ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Associate Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/seandugan/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's guest is a certified death man. He is uh, he's that, he's that
0:07.1	Sherpa that helps you through that last step into the final front. Yeah.
0:13.6	Today's guest is here to talk everything about everything we don't know about death and being dead.
0:21.8	Ladies and gentlemen it's Mortician Frank Giles.
0:51.9	Uh, we are here today with Frank Giles. Thank you for being here. You're quite welcome.
1:01.0	It's an honor. Well, it's um, it's nice to have you in here, man. It's nice to have somebody
1:06.2	that's really that concierge kind of for the, for the dark arc. You're really right there.
1:11.0	I mean, you're that last, you're kind of the bell hop for the devil or for God really.
1:16.3	That's right. That's what I'd like to look at it. You know, you were check, you were checking your
1:20.5	reservation. We're going to get you there. One, one, one, one, why are the other? Yeah, yeah.
1:26.1	I got to ask you this. Take me through the process of when you guys get a body. Okay.
1:32.4	The first thing that happens is normally a phone call and that phone call most of the time
1:39.6	is going to come from either a hospice nurse, a nurse at a hospital,
1:45.9	nursing home, or either maybe even the county corner. And they're going to call and they're
1:51.5	going to say, you know, we've had a patient expire or we've had a, we've got a client in need
1:57.9	of your services. And they're going to have, they're going to say something like that. And then
2:02.8	we're going to go through and get some information such as, you know, their name, where they're
2:08.0	located, who the next subcany is, and just some short information. And then the next thing that
2:14.6	happens is we've got to receive that body entire care. So it doesn't matter if it's at a house
2:22.3	or a hospital or, you know, nursing home, wherever that person dies, we've got to go. You have to
2:29.5	go to that location. We've got to go to that location. And most of the time, see, I'm in a small
2:35.3	community in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, we don't have people that, you know, take bodies to the
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