Hey everyone. Welcome to Four Player Podcast. This is episode three, four, five. I don't remember. How many podcasts have we done so far as E3? This is E3 Day 2. This is E3 Day 2 of the show floor. My name is Nick Henderson. To my left is Christopher Guthridge. Hello. Tim Lee.

Hello everyone.

Affectually known as Chai Tye to many.

Uh, Nolan Hedstrom.

How's it going, everybody?

Who will not be eating corn nuts during this podcast.

Hey, I've already put him away.

Thank you. And to my right is Christopher Davis.

Good evening. And tonight, we're going gonna start with the most important thing first.

Nolan?

Mm-hmm. Tell us about the porn.

All right. Everybody inquiring minds want to know.

Quickly, quickly. I was walking around the show floor. I think I was in between appointments.

I had about, I don't know, like 15 minutes to kill.

I didn't want to go to my next appointment yet. So I was walking around the, what, West Hall? No, South Hall. Sorry, South Hall. And I got into the back corner. I mean, I don't know where it is. It's a very dark corner. not a lot going on back there

and I was walking around and I saw

a sign saw a big line of people

and I was like ooh

a big very dark corner, uh, not a lot going on back there. And I was walking around and I saw a sign,

saw a big line of people. And I was like, ooh, this is, this must be a good game. And I walked up

and it said, naughty America. And I was like, I know Nick got an email from them. I did. I never

heard of naughty America before. Oh, right. Until you said you got an email from them, I had never heard of them before. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Nick, so you're telling me you know every porn site in the world? This is good color for the story, but maybe we should move on. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Get to the porn. The dick and ball. So I walk up to the booth. I walk up to the side of the booth because I'm looking at the people wearing the headsets. And there's a guy standing there in like a suit. And he was talking to him another couple, a guy and a girl, and they walk away. And the guy in the suit commented that the girl had a very nice ass. And he was like, don think and i was like uh i guess so uh and then he he was like he's like hey we're not in america and i was like i think you sent an email to one of my co-workers and he was like ah maybe we did and i was like did he come by he's like i don't think so have us we couldn't get rid of him Yeah, he was like, he was like, he didn't come by, but have a seat. And I was like, what? And he was like setting me down into a chair.

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