E296 Taut Baby

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Taut Baby New Merch - https://theovonstore.com Everything currently 25% off Theo records his first episode from Nashville. This episode is brought to you by: Blue Chew: https:// BlueChew.com and use code THEO Manscaped: https://Manscaped.com/theo Mint Mobile: https://www.MintMobile.com/theo Music - Intro: “Time is no Stranger” - Stevie Starlight Itunes: https://music.apple.com/ca/album/time-is-no-stranger/1517002225?i=1517003033 Hit the Hotline : 985-664-9503 Video Hotline: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Greyblock Pizza.
0:03.8	Greyblock Pizza.
0:05.8	You know what it is baby boy.
0:08.6	Get that hitter.
0:12.6	Man, my neck hurts.
0:15.6	Oh my neck hurts.
0:17.6	Some of the feel you know like just
0:20.6	I mean just like every
0:23.8	I feel just like all my emotions and
0:28.8	hopes and fears and everything are just thumb wrestling
0:32.8	in the back of my neck.
0:34.8	That's where I keep a lot of tension.
0:37.8	You know that's how I'm kind of a tension man.
0:42.8	Some people refer to me as a tension man.
0:46.8	You know when I was born the doctor said oh he's taught.
0:49.8	His baby's real taught.
0:51.8	You know you couldn't, you know what a super mal,
0:55.8	you know some children they're real malleable.
0:57.8	They'll come out foot first head first.
0:59.8	They come out you know sometimes they'll put a foot out and
1:02.8	put it back you know don't hang a foot out and then pull it back in.
1:06.8	Like they're doing the you know the hokey poke from you know
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